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Volcanic Ash 1, Lindsay Lohan 0

5/18/2010 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan might miss her court hearing on Thursday -- but LiLo's defense is Mother Nature herself.

Lindsay Lohan Volcano

Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic.  She must appear in court Thursday for her probation progress report hearing -- she's required to show because she has only completed 10 of the 13 required alcohol ed classes (she snuck in a class last Friday).

But sources say she can't get a flight back to the States because of the volcanic ash from Iceland. Airports all over Europe are jam-packed and it's impossible to get a seat.

Here's the thing -- as we first reported, if Lindsay doesn't show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest.


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151.

Shea    

All Paris Hilton did was drive on a suspended licence while on probation.
And she was on probation for speeding, NOT a DUI as some people think. Her breath test was 0.08 which was within the legal limit for California.



The judge in the Hilton case was too harsh, this judge is too damn lenient.



Lindsay Lohan does not seem to care what happens. So put her asss in jail for a good long time.

1585 days ago
152.

anonymous    

if she was smart she wouldn't of have gone to cannes in the first place, anyway. but we all know this girl is obviously mentally challenged upstairs.

1585 days ago
153.

Ben from Baltimore    

I think that knowing her situation and the fact that the volcano situation has been on the news for a while now, I wouldn't have left the country if I were her. The Judge could tell her,"Look, anybody with a TV, radio, and/or internet access knew that the volcano eruption in Iceland was causing trouble with flights in Europe and you went anyway. You can't make the right decisions. So, I am going to put you in jail for a little while to think about the bad decisions you have made." She could be using the film festival as a front to flee to somewhere else. Her mom was considering moving Lindsay, her sister Ali, and herself to Japan, but it fell though. I wouldn't put anything past either of Lindsay's parents, especially Dina.

1585 days ago
154.

cochino    

Hmmmm. I thought this website was about celebrities......



The end of TMZ is near when all they can come up with is this skank repeating the same thing. She hasn't complied with the classes in the time allowed. WE GET THAT! WE GOT IT WEEKS AGO. Yet TMZ is still rehashing the same jibberish.



Boycott TMZ and boycott posting comments on this idiot until she goes away, either underground or to jail.



Until then, there really isn't anything newsworthy on this anymore. Just TMZ having another slow day at our expense.

1585 days ago
155.

boner    

She is Disgustingly Ugly, Hope she gets everything coming to her. What a failure in life. So sad.

1585 days ago
156.

LisaL    

Throw her ass in to jail already. Don't let her get away with this crap AGAIN.
Volcano ash my ass.

1585 days ago
157.

Nicole     

I hope she manages to get back to at least try and justify the outstanding classes. The volcano ash situation hadn't happened for weeks so i guess it was kinda random.
The new songs of hers that leaked are awesome maybe she should focus on her music until she gets back into acting. I hope the judge is compassionate and she is given another chance she only has 3 classes left.

1585 days ago
158.

BigMomma    


"Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic" has got to be wishful thinking on someone's part. "Lindsay is in Cannes because that is where the party is" would be a more appropriate and accurate statement.



1585 days ago
159.

GoodOnPaper    

What's the point of mandating Alcohol education minimum of 1 every 7 days if she's out partying 7 nights a week? Is there no mandate stating she must refrain from drugs and drinking? Seems pretty ridiculous. Was there any mandate for random testing for substance abuse? Wouldn't you "fail" the mandate given that your out consuming?



Now if it were you or I .... ???? I"d venture to guess we'd not even be nearing 1/2 time in the cell.

1585 days ago
160.

kvc    

I call BS...my boss was just in Cannes and is on his way back to LA as we speak

1585 days ago
161.

master    

i love the infamous "source" tells us... sounds like her lawyer is trying to cover her ass... i hope the judge throws her in jail just for thinking she is that stupid...

1585 days ago
162.

RD    

Hopefully when the police go to arrest her, she'll resist it and somehow a gun will go off and then, no more Lindsey!! Well, we can only hope now can't we?

1585 days ago
163.

boner    

Nicole, You are a complete fool, songs and acting, are you for real???

1585 days ago
164.

Nicole     

@Boner i'm the fool ? yet you are wasting your time posting comments about someone who you think is a failure ?
Yeah and i am for real about her songs shes actually still working on her 3rd album and her last movie was 09 so shes still a actress with talent.

1585 days ago
165.

lawyersinlove    

@Boner...I think Nicole is Dina skulking and in her "posting disguise." Or could be that troll sister Ali. Either that, or some pimply-faced 16 year old who still drools to Disney films, like that horrid Herbie Fully Stupid or whatever that dumb car talking movie was. Agent Orange/Morticia Addams is a no talent hack that everyone with an IQ over 70 now finds annoying and is REALLY hoping goes away..soon..with whatever means possible. And if I see one more pic of her with scabs on her knees, I'm going to barf. Geez, get a Band-Aid, Lohan.

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