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'Macho Man' -- King of the Wedding Ring

5/20/2010 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wrestling legend "Macho Man" Randy Savage recently tied the knot for the second time ... and we're guessing his vows sounded like this:

Priest: "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Macho Man: "Ohhhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh."


After that, we're guessing Macho took the priest out with a cheap shot, hit his Best Man in the face with a folding chair ... and then pinned him just in time for the priest to wake up, realize what's going on and then confusingly start a three count.

Once the three count was established, we're guessing Hulk Hogan suddenly appeared and objected to the marriage ... which started a screaming match between the wrestlers that they decide to settle once-and-for-all at a upcoming pay-per-view special.

All that aside, Macho's new wife's name is Lynn. They seem happy.

Snap into a Slim Jim.

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francisco     

Good for you Randy! Hope he has truly found happiness!

1616 days ago
17.

electriczipper    

why is he kissing his daughter like that

1616 days ago
18.

Becky    

Very amusing writing. Thanks for the smile. Congrats to Randy & Lynn.

1616 days ago
19.

neither of these two sluts    

macho man...seen gay men that look more manly than this old man with a pony tail...that is so disgusting to look at...besides that these two will be divorced in a year!

1616 days ago
20.

sc1432    

Congradulations Macho Man. Live each day to the fullest as no one is promised tomorrow.

1616 days ago
21.

Just Sayin    

is he attempting to kiss a transgendered?

1616 days ago
22.

Violette-Blue    

Congratulations! Good for you Randy Savage. Best wishes.

1616 days ago
23.

anna    

aw they look so cute!! contrags!

1616 days ago
24.

dan the man    

congrats macho man... to a previous commenter who said ppl tortured him with "step into a slim jim" my reaction HAHAHA I would def do that lol
seems like a loving couple and gods speed to them.

1616 days ago
25.

Carl    

So I see why you guys are TMZ writers and not on the payroll of Conan O'Brien.

1616 days ago
26.

J    

Who's the grandpa?

1616 days ago
27.

Stella Wilson    

In regrad to Eric Anderson's post. Elizabeth the former wife of Macho Man died a few years ago of an apparent drug overdose. If I recall correctly she was with former wrestler Lex Luger and at his home when she died

1616 days ago
28.

Patrick    

So that is what Chris Benoit would look like if he lived to be 65

1616 days ago
29.

Ozzie X    

Congratulations enjoy your spoils! I hope when I'm that old I have amassed a lot of money and have a beautiful woman to spend the rest of my life with.

1616 days ago
30.

fishy won ton    

Savage is part jewish on his mothers side and was raised Roman Catholic because his father was Italian...Jesus Christ blessed this beautiful union and that is said...all we need to do is work on Harvey (twinky boy)to get a taste back of that beautiful salmon and come back to the other side...



Macho man was super cool before wrestling became super cheesy...

1616 days ago
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