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'Macho Man' -- King of the Wedding Ring

5/20/2010 3:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wrestling legend "Macho Man" Randy Savage recently tied the knot for the second time ... and we're guessing his vows sounded like this:

Priest: "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Macho Man: "Ohhhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhh."

After that, we're guessing Macho took the priest out with a cheap shot, hit his Best Man in the face with a folding chair ... and then pinned him just in time for the priest to wake up, realize what's going on and then confusingly start a three count.

Once the three count was established, we're guessing Hulk Hogan suddenly appeared and objected to the marriage ... which started a screaming match between the wrestlers that they decide to settle once-and-for-all at a upcoming pay-per-view special.

All that aside, Macho's new wife's name is Lynn. They seem happy.

Snap into a Slim Jim.

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Mabel Leaf    

He looks so different than he did in his glory days. I never would have recognized him.

1584 days ago

Poofy Poffo    

Was his openly gay brother Leaping Lanny at the wedding?

1584 days ago


That white shadow below her chin bothers me. Not great photography, that's for sure.

1584 days ago

john johnson    

........and then on his honeymoon, inside the hotel room, he jumps off the top bedpost and lands directly on top of his wife, as the bellhop counts to three, a hand breaks from out of the mattress and pull him off the woman. to our shock, its elizabeth comming out from the dead. she proceeds to give the macho man, the bellhop, and the new mz. savage the stone cold stunner and the tombstone piledriver. buy the way, the apple stuffed pork chop are delicious!

1584 days ago


I was so shocked by this picture! I had not seen a photo of him since the mid 1980's. Andre the Giant Hulk Hogan Jake the Snake Junkyard Dog and Randy were the rage then. I still look the same what happened to these old geizers must be steriods

1584 days ago

Throwback kid    

Wow does the macho man look old! He makes Hulk Hogan look good! Larry King looks young next to this guy! He looks like he aged in dog years, 7 for every one.

1584 days ago


Harvey would randy be married by a priest? randy savage is jewish

1584 days ago


She married him for his money, end of story. If he was broke, he'd be by himself. If the money runs out, she's gone. Younger women marry older men for security, diamonds, fancy cars and big homes. Odds are he'll die before her and she'll inherit all his money. Then its time for a younger sexy dude with buns of steel and abs from heaven.

1584 days ago


"Snap into a Slim Lynn" would have been funnier.

1583 days ago

iron sheik    

this is a piece of **** i am real legend not this macho man randy savage he is a no good piece of ****. I'll kick his and make him humble.

i am real legend iron sheik respect me.

1583 days ago


Harvey, you should have put a picture of Rene Angelil and Celine Dion next to that photo and asked, one of these couples' last name is Dion. When I first looked at the photo, I truly thought it was Rene and Celine, before reading it.

1583 days ago

tim yale    

WTF? Is that really him? For a second I thought it was the grandfather that married Celine Dion.

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1583 days ago


I had no idea that Randy Savage was alive. This is awesome.

1582 days ago
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