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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

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Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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136.

Sammie    

Paid to go to these parties? Okay, I'll buy that..but is she paid to stay out all night? Get drunk? Fall on her ass? Lie about her passport? Lie about trying to fly back? And besides that, if she really believed she was in trouble....I believe the words are "Just say no" to the paid party invite.

1563 days ago
137.

hmmm    

she's an aszhole

1563 days ago
138.

Nicole     

Maybe Markus Molinari is telling the truth about the LIndsay story it was his birthday. She is returning possibly tonight so she does want things resolved and isn't completely running away from her problems

1563 days ago
139.

Sammie    

Oh Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

1563 days ago
140.

Pretty LL    

I think she intended all along to party with molinari on his bday and that's why she lied about her passport.

1563 days ago
141.

sngore    

Come on now, people. It's obvious LiLo deserves our support here during this trying time in her life. I mean, if you have a warrant out for your arrest, it's obviously a great time to go boating.

1563 days ago
142.

Sarah    

Nice wedding ring on his finger... DB

1563 days ago
143.

cleo    

this is a coke whore she ****s everyone who gives her coke and when the cokes gone she goes after the next drugdealer to get more she will do whatevery she has to get high i hope her heart locks up on her and she dies what a peice of ****

1563 days ago
144.

gellyroller    

She belongs in jail. The rest of us couldn't get away with the crap she is. I also think too that that would end the gravy train for all those with no talent who ride the Lilo train..

1563 days ago
145.

Mike    

this is reminding me of a movie..... but this will be more interesting if the judge says any time in jail for Lindsay.

1563 days ago
146.

mariana    

mm looks like someone had a nightstand with a rich boy mmm Lindsay lindsay ..is a lost case, she do not care at all about her own problems , and live in her imaginary world that everything is cool and ok in her life, you need to hired a PR ,a very good one becuase you image is on the floor, really wake the f.. up ..sad nobody is oging to hire you for a decent movie is you keep on this

1563 days ago
147.

dirtydog    

Doesn't this dumb girl know that the whole world is watching her, not because they like her but in hopes of getting to see a car crash as it happens. She will most definitely wind up dead or in jail and everyone wants to see it happen! Dumb ass!

1563 days ago
148.

shariane    


If she's on probation how can she leave the country?

1563 days ago
149.

j_tiger_98    

Somebody got paid for these pictures? I`m in the wrong business

1563 days ago
150.

Buckcreekbilly    

Leave her the fawk alone already. She's young and livin life. WTF, are you so hardup to see a failure just to get headlines?

1562 days ago
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