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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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Cocaine can show up in your blood stream for up to 72 hours. Realistically speaking, due to the terms of her "if you make bail" ruling, they could show up for a surprise test the moment she lands in LA this weekend, and in all likelihood, she'd test positive. I don't know if they do weekend testing, but they'd be wise to in this situation if they want to get this girl. I hate to encourage such a negative thing, but she needs help and the only way she'll get it is to both detox and learn discipline, and the only way she'll get both at this point is in jail. I rarely think non violent individuals need jail, but she does. A fancy rehab facility where she can spend the whole time watching movies and texting her loser friends won't do sh*t. She needs to be confined to a single room where she has bare minimum basics, is required to follow the rules, has to eat real food, detox off her drugs and alcohol, do some kitchen or laundry labor to learn what it's like to work a real job, be told what to do, and come out a more mature person.

Jail scared the crap out of Paris Hilton. Since she got out she's grown tremendously. Lohan needs the same experience, or else I think she really will wind up dead within the next couple years whether it be from an overdose, influence-induced car crash, or God-forbid suicide. I want her to get better. She's talented. So I hope whatever has to happen to make her clean up and grow, happens, even if it's embarrassing and uncomfortable. She'll be grateful later.

1595 days ago


2 Questions
1. If she's on parole, why was she able to leave the country?
2. Why is she in Cannes in the first place?

1595 days ago


Just stay over there!

1595 days ago


Ray Charles could see through this entire charade, and he's both dead and blind! What part of her "my passport was stolen lame ass excuse of a story", will this judge just not buy. If she were poor, she would've been in jail, a long, long, long time ago. She hides behind her lawyers, meanwhile killing herself and possibly others. The "valley girl" party thing wore out a long time ago. I would bet the sun and the moon that no one stole her passport, but that this was a ruse to not face a judge while hungover.

1595 days ago


She'll do the celebrity justice thing. Even if they do send her to jail it will only be for a week or something like that. Then when she gets out there will be some big or at least she will think it will be big interview. You know talk oh, I've changed it was so hard. That kind of crap. Let her do real time. If they send her to jail. Put her in general population. Not isolation. See how REAL TIME will feel. PS how does she afford the things she does?

1595 days ago


This is Lindsay has made ME want to party. Got to excersize self-control....

1595 days ago


She needs to go to jail for at least 60 days. Jail will be the only thing to get her attention, and if you violate probation, that's where you go. She will do jail time. For her own good, I hope so.

1595 days ago

Prince Von A-Hole    

She most have pulled a Carrie Prejean And spoke her mind about something Harvey didnt agree with. A big mistake because Freedom of speech only applies to GAY LIBERALS. Now the nonstop lies and down right harassment is nonstop. It would be funny if she sued and won.

1595 days ago


Ugliest. Pants. Ever.

1595 days ago


Lindsay Lohan: 3 Legal System: 0

This elaborate charade exposes the flagrant loopholes within the system which exploits practice over intent. The purpose of a Bench warrant is to finally get someone's ass into court. To "prepay" bail while out of the country and "lifting" the warrant negates the spirit of the court-imposed mandate of #1) Having Lohan personally appear to be accountable for her absence on Thursday #2) Implement the SCRAM ankle device and initiate the random drug testing.

Ultimately, the system has proven a joke, as Lohan now is not even required to be present at Monday's hearing, whose purpose instead is to now merely *schedule* a subsequent hearing for "probable cause" of probation violation. No ankle bracelet required, no drug testing needed. Once she finally does appear for the probation violation hearing date (likely schedued a few weeks later), she would have already completed her requisite classes, and strategically sobered up enough to pass any drug tests. There won't be any infraction or "violation" left to legitimately mandate jail time.

Lohan wins. Blame the legal system - particularly the pervasive celebrity justice of California

1595 days ago


22. I wonder if her dad or mom put up the ten grands for her bail. BTW, the ten thousand dollars is not refundable.

Posted at 6:50 AM on May 21, 2010 by beachkid

ummm yeah beachkid it is..

1595 days ago


How does someone get bail on a probation violation, think she needs to go to jail like any other person , I think the system is giving her special treatment

1595 days ago


How do you know she's partying on the yacht and not staying on the yacht? It's possible she booked a hotel only until Tuesday and now she's staying on the yacht. She stayed on a yacht in St. Barts early this year.

I think the following her private life is intrusive and the media should mind their own business. Partying is not illegal and she may be socializing and what she does is her business, not your's or the public's. She didn't make her court-mandated hearing and that's the major story and displays extremely disrespectful, irresponsible and unprofessional behavior on Lindsay's part. She needs to be back to be in court by Monday morning. It really doesn't matter what she's doing in Cannes now, she isn't the only one that socializes, it's not important.

1595 days ago

Oval Beach    

What IS THAT walking along with her? He? She? It? and WHY do we care about this Hollywood no body in the first place? Let her drink and snort herself into a coffin...I DON'T CARE!!!

1595 days ago

Oval Beach    

#48 Delmar aka DINA...You are an idiot and an enabler.

1595 days ago
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