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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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Lindsay is so freaking hot

1584 days ago


how many days straight has TMZ been stalking Lohan now?

1584 days ago

Oval Beach    

#84 Lori. Actually, I don't think that the judge can use the media, things that she happens to see when she's getting out of the shower or at dinner time on TMZ or the like in her judgement of this case or any case however, what she sees is permanently imprinted in the judge's memory so you can't just discount what you see when making a judgement (kind of like when a jury asked to dismiss something they may have heard in court that has been stricken from the record, you just can't forget when you just heard). That said, I do agree with you though that Lindsey needs to learn some personal responsibility and perhaps the judge has enough evidence to do just that.

1584 days ago


I guess money can buy anything!
Really... what if an unknown person would have been through the same processes ( not attending the classes, failling to show up 3 times and on and on and on....)...Of course, this person would get arrested right as soon as she steps in America.
I find it incredibly chocking.

1584 days ago


The sheriff found room for Paris to do 23 days, half of her sentence of 45 days. Actually she occupied two jail spaces since she was in an isolation cell tht could hold two prisoners.
I don't believe that ther is not one woman in the jail each day whodoes not deserve being released to make room for someone who has earned being jailed by her attitude and behavior.
Lindsay faces a max of 180 days and I think it is time for the sheriff to man up and make room for her.
The actual time will be 90 days because everyone gets half off before they are in jail for good behavior.
No early release for any reason, just like Paris, if she gets sucidal put her in the hospital jail cell like they did with Paris.
Show the world that everyone must respect the courts or pay a very high price for their contempt.

1584 days ago


She is 23 years old and if she wants to party on a yacht and be passed around by the men and ladies there with her, thats not illegal. The rich perverts she is partying with enjoy having their way with a mentally damaged young girl and that is also not illegal. It is not allowed to tell the judge tht she acts like a fifty cent street walker, it's not allowed!

The sheriff found room for Paris to do 23 days because the judge told him to, the same thing can be done with Lindsay. The jail might have to release early some poor girls whe did not have her privledges and to me that is very fair.

She has earned the whole six months minus the half off for good behavior, putting her in jail for the entire 90 days is a perfect solution. For the amusement of the public and to make everyone realize tht the courts orders must be obeyed it would be fitting to make her do a perp walk at the 45 day point and for the judge to order her back to jail for the rest of the 90 days.

1584 days ago

Karen Kinkead    

****ing California! I'm on probation, and can't even go to the next state without a hassle! France? Seriously!

1584 days ago


TMZ PLEASE show these pictures to the judge~! Especially, you MUST show the one (#4) where there are lines of coke on the mirror. I bet the judge will love that one. I hope her arse gets tossed on jail and she is NOT allowed to get out early.

1584 days ago


I wondering the same thing, to post bail on a bench warrant don't you actually have to appear or be booked? Can you just send someone to pay your tab and just skip the actual arresting/booking portion of the warrant? As for excuse of the friend took my car, she can't afford a cab?...hire a car?... take a bus? The poster who said this is the behavior of someone who knows they are not going to jail is right on, she isn't worried about a thing because she's been conditioned to constantly get away with bull****. I really hope she has to get a anklet and go through weekly drug and alcohol testing.

1584 days ago


I wondering the same thing, to post bail on a bench warrent don't you actually have to appear or be booked? Can you just send someone to pay your tab and just skip the actual arresting/booking portion of the warrent? As for excuse of the friend took my car, she can't afford a cab?...hire a car?... take a bus?

1584 days ago


Where you can go along with world trends on .There are so many fashion items you need and all the big brand you love. Like: Louis Vuitton Chanel Gucci Burberry Chloe Hermes Prada Fendi etc.

1584 days ago


Was Michael Jackson there too?

1584 days ago

Pretty LL    

The friend who's birthday it was is gay, so highly unlikely she slept with him. His name is Markus Molinari and he's also in the coke picture that Perez is showing on his site. Someone needs to show the judge that pic.

1584 days ago


She is a ditch pig and shouldn't get this much attention. Look at Britney... Shes rediculus too BUT at least she has loving parents who took charge of her life to get her back on track.

Unfortunatly Lindsay will never get the help she needs, because her parents are worse fame whores and addicts than she is. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

Lindsay, stick that straw a little futher up your nose next time, maybe it will cure your stupidness (it worked for Homer with the crayon)

1584 days ago

Knockers De Clown    

Oh Yeah .. She's go'en DOWN !!! Can't wait to see the action on Monday.. New nick name, "Jail House Lindsey"... Death watch 2010

1584 days ago
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