Simpson vs. Simpson: Who'd You Rather?

Well-------I think they both suck!! ;oP

messica looks like a giant seal with a pork filling ...

Neither. Good God, they're both disgusting.

Wow it's hard to believe it's the SKINNY one who had the baby! Jessica looks more of a woman, though!

gimme...gotta have...gotta get some of that SEXUAL NAPALM!!!!!

YEEEAH!!!!!

Ewww...neither!

Both are gross

Jessica is certainly a beautiful woman. but she needs to be more careful of what she wears - that dress is very unflattering.

looks like somebody has been dippin off into the chunky monkey again. girl gots some meat on dim bones. chunky messica

Jessica wins by a.....

They are both attractive people. Jessica's facial structure is more a classic beauty. Ashley has a quirky, art school attractiveness.

I like boys, though. Give me some John Mayer any day. Though I'd have to gag him to keep his big mouth from ruining the mood. Which is alright with me.

Jessica looks like a body builder in that dress....I'm scared.

I like chubby women so it would be Jessica. I'd encourage her to gain about 25 pounds and then I'd get her pregnant. When are you going to send her over?

Must I remind you haters.......Jessica is "Sexual Napalm"?! You'd all kill to shag her.

both at the same time!!

Voted for Ashlee.

I used to have the hots for Jessica until I heard about her disdain for dental hygiene.

I don't mean to put down Ashlee - I think she looks magnificent in the photo above - but I'll always pick a plain-jane who regularly brushes her teeth before I'll pick Jessica.