Megan Fox -- Hot, Wet, Bikini

Because remember folks...the rule is that if she's attractive and she shows any sense of self awareness about it, our job is to pretend we don't find her attractive via any lame excuse we can come up with.

Yeah, it sucks that she's gorgeous enough that she can afford to be particular, and that means she'd never give any of us the time of day. And yeah, it sucks that her looks remind you female slophogs that you should probably eat more greens and hit the gym. But let's not bulls**t ourselves just because we want to see a hot chick get knocked down a peg.

shes to skinny to fat small breast big breast no butt .....why must these people be perfect? i swear they never win. no wonder why Hollywood goes under the knife and when they do you all make fun of them too!! now i see why they get into drugs and drinking! cause of idiot comments like that! Meagan and Brian are a great couple who have been together for a long time. they also seem real! i don't see them fake hugging and kissing. they don't have to prove their love to the world like the other fakes do.

He looks way better than her and I aint gay

what does that tattoo say is it biblical or some kind of warning like on a pack of cigarettes.

those are the smallest fake tits I've ever seen.....she may have to do a Heidi Montag after her chest skin gets used to being stretched out of proportion the gap between her tits is the givaway.

I wonder if she has a shag tag?

RE: THe Truth:
Don't make me laugh! THese ppl make their OWN decisions to go under the knife, do drugs bcuz they are STUPID! Its always "someone elses" fault! Give me a break! Most of young Hollywood are stuck up, pretentious, unappreciative ppl who ruin their own lives! Not to say its the case of these 2, but sounds like you are sticking up for all stars! Im sure you voted for Obama too- cuz in your eyes, its always "someone elses fault". Start being accountable and making these ppl accountable. Im just sayin':)

My favorite gossip site, Dlisted, has new/diff bikini photos of her today. Needless to say, the people in the "she should gain weight camp" will be vindicated. She has these bones between her bcup implants that look like they could stab, lol.

My favorite gossip site, Dlisted, has new/diff bikini photos of her today. Needless to say, the people in the "she should gain weight camp" will be vindicated. She has these bones between her bcup implants that look like they could stab, lol.

Posted at 7:13 PM on May 31, 2010 by bbc
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Oh man, that site is actually witty. I remember seeing it ages ago and then losing it. Thanks for the reminder

It does appear she needs some meat, yes.

I am edita ob dancing wit de stars , on steroids. I must gib her my steroids, hya. she will be on D list and on my show, Hyah!

LOL...everyone is always saying how beautiful she is...no one ever told me, though, that she had the body of a 10 year old boy. GROSS!!

Her silicon boobs are not shrinking along with her skin and bones!
And what are the words tatooed on her side, is that her permanent grocery list ... "bread, eggs, milk, fruit loops, "

Ever since TMZ posted that story and pic of megan fox having the most retarded short thumbs on her hands..

She has amazing eyes but he's the one with the amazing hot bady.

She needs breast implants, her tits look like crap. And her tummy and chest is too skinny and bony. Definitely not the hottest chick in hollywood.

18. You people that are saying that she is just average are crazy! She is hot (and I'm a straight woman)! And to the person who said that she doesn't have the ass of a hot woman- you are wrong! I'm sticking up for all us small tight butted women. I don't understand why some people like the look of a big ole butt?! Sorry, but...big IS NOT beautiful!

Posted at 10:45 AM on May 31, 2010 by Amy

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While it's admirable that you would want to stick up for women like yourself, it's still a fact that a lot of men covet curvacious women with as you put it 'big ole butts' and not women that have flat bottoms and bodies like 12 year old boys. Not only men, but a lot of women find it more appealing as well. Most of the women who don't, have bodies like Megan or yourself. Not to mention that Hollywood plastic surgeons make a killing on turning women with 'small tight butted women' into women with 'big ole butts'.