They say 'Do what you know' -- and since Michael Lohan knows booze ... Lindsay's father is now opening up a nightclub in NY. 
TMZ has learned Michael is a partner in a new nightclub opening at the Annona restaurant in the Hamptons -- a club aptly named, "Controversy."
Michael -- who's been famously busted for DUI in the past -- tells us the new nightclub will offer a driving service for patrons who have had "a little too much too drink." Michael also claims the club will "screen for drugs."
Michael claims he wants his 22-year-old son to help manage the place on the weekends, saying "Who knows ... maybe it will become a family enterprise."
Nothing reunites a family torn apart by drugs and booze ... like a nightclub.
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(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsGREAT, NOW HE CAN HIDE/TURN OFF ALL THE SECURITY CAMERAS WHEN LESLO GETS DRUGGED OUT AND DRUNK!! KUDOS, UR AN INSPIRATION TO ALL DADS OUT THERE.
The club will screen for drugs? LOL. Yeah, that's legal and will happen. Why on earth would he even say they were going to do that? Most of your customers are going to be ON drugs.
What a LOSER, daughter on drugs and a alcoholic so he opens a club and want to draw on his daughters name...
as if his son wants anything to do with him after what he put the family through.
Why not just call the place Crackheads?
That's about as dumb as a drunk driver opening up a bar... oops.
Or the father of a substance abuser opening up a bar...oops.
Or a convicted felon opening up a bar...damit!
If he wants to do something useful, open up a rehab center. With a special wing for family members.
Don't come to our Hamptons!!! TRUST ME...NO ONE WANTS YOU OR YOUR TOXIC FAMILY HERE! YOUR "CLUB" WILL NEVER SURVIVE!!! Doesn't anyone tell you and your family that you are all pathetic and no one cares! Your families reputation is SMEARED all over each Hampton and we all know dirty little secrets.
I can't hate on Lindsay... if I had parents like hers I'd want to be f'ed up all the time too!!
Good lord, what a f'ed up family. He really can't think of anything better to do?
well perhaps this is a ploy to get his daughters back. If they are in his club he can keep and eye on them. He better make it a strip club though. Both girls and their wretched mother will need a job to maintain the lifestyle they have been accustom to.
Their will be so many hands in the till, the place will be lucky to break even. They'll need a security camera to watch the security,
Hahahaha!!! From a DUI wreck, felon convictions and prison time to a honky tonk in the Hamptons. And he has the nerve to say "Lindsay BETTER NOT do the film Inferno". With a role model like him I'm surprised Lindsay doesn't take the lead role in the upcoming MN movie, "Hailey's Sloppy Seconds". Oh, never mind, Kate Major scored that one. Keep the laughs rollin!
















