USC Football -- Drowning
This just in to the TMZ metaphors desk -- USC's football locker room is underwater.  For real.

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Trojan star wide receiver Brice Butler just tweeted this pic with the message:  "Man our pipes busted bin [sic] the lockeoom [sic] flooded ... Can we get some money NCAA??  From y'all so its legal."

We're pretty sure Reggie Bush has nothing to do with this USC mess.

Float on.