Paris -- From Burrito Heir to Nightclub King

Here we go again. I never saw anyone get more attention just for nothing...just having a famous name.

She's gotta pay the rent!!

Wonky McValtrex's crabs sure does get around!

Dude: WEAR A BODY CONDOM! Wonky McValtrex leaves a slime trail & needs a Hazmat team following her everywhere she goes; what a nasty skank...

Sometimes it doesn’t matter how much you make or how much your grandfather makes you are just trash. Have fun with herpes my man it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

S.....L.....U.....T.

look at the guy...he obviously loves the vision of her man hands on his think when shes strokin .. ie.. gay...

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look for a spike in Valtrex stock this morning .,.,

Who? Didn't she kill some handicapped children and puppies while driving drunk a couple of years ago?

she looks like a nice girl you can take home to meet mama
and then have sex with her in front of everyone

Self made or not yet another USER! Like he is not dating her to promote his clubs... too bad she won't realize it till she creates another media monster. And this one looks like a duck on top of that @ least Doug was semi-decent looking.

Isn't she a bit old to be hanging out in nightclubs? he's an old hag that no guy would ever marry unless he wanted fame. She's a loser.

Wonky is the biggest pig in the world. That vajay has got to ooze puss. Gives me shrinkage thinking about it.

Seriously??? He looks like a ugly duck, come onnn Paris take off the beer googles and ask for ur appearance fee in his bank account. But have to admit, he sure is great @ management; instead of paying for appearance fees just date the celeb and get free exposure for ur clubs. Smart move on Waits' side and not so much on Paris' side.