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Vienna Girardi

Face Full of Man Junk

6/30/2010 10:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Way before she ever met Jake Pavelka ... "Bachelor" winner Vienna Girardi got down and dirty in a spring break dance contest -- and by the looks of it, she really got the shaft.

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It all went down in The Bahamas in March 2009 -- mere months before Vienna met Jake -- and according to sources, the guy who delivered the package was a total stranger.

Besides the genital face-plant -- Girardi also struck a pose in which she stared down the barrel of a big, brown loaf launcher ... with the same guy.

Based on the photos, Vienna has plenty of experience with painful splits.

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THEOC    

Who cares - it's spring break, and anyone that goes down there gets a little silly and has fun... Give me a break!

1514 days ago
62.

Trish    

I wish I could do the splits.

1514 days ago
63.

jus-sayin    

cross sided wierdo

1514 days ago
64.

jus-sayin    

What is wrong with her eyes? A cross sided wierdo.

1514 days ago
65.

boobymanz    

Stay classy ladies. Stay classy.

1514 days ago
66.

Jon    

Very ghetto.

1514 days ago
67.

Straight Talkin Texan    

SO classy! And SHE thinks Jake is the fame whore??? Yea, right!

1514 days ago
68.

Muppet    

Cross sided wierdo?? LOL...spellcheck and grammar check please :D

1514 days ago
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jack    

Advice to young happening people out there. Don't do things in public that you don't want to see on the internet later in life. I thought I had a good time growing up and am quite liberal but I look at this and I think, what a total cuerva.

1514 days ago
70.

NettyDino    

If this is what she does in public imagine what she is like in private.

1514 days ago
71.

KAM    

That's no way to get a guy....I bet Jakes family is relieved of the break up

1514 days ago
72.

Inot    

WOW, I bet her parents are sooooo proud!

1514 days ago
73.

Shannon    

Ironic isn't it? On the same page with a link to Wonder Woman's more realistic and much less sexist outfit is this photo. I don't understand why women have no pride anymore.

1514 days ago
74.

May    

Her parents must be so proud. She puts the ASS in classy.

What a skank.

1514 days ago
75.

Slurpee    

c'mon people!! Let me break this down for you : "Big brown loaf launcher" = a**hole...big brown loaf = the excrement that comes out of said hole.....

1514 days ago
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