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Vienna Girardi

Face Full of Man Junk

6/30/2010 10:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Way before she ever met Jake Pavelka ... "Bachelor" winner Vienna Girardi got down and dirty in a spring break dance contest -- and by the looks of it, she really got the shaft.

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It all went down in The Bahamas in March 2009 -- mere months before Vienna met Jake -- and according to sources, the guy who delivered the package was a total stranger.

Besides the genital face-plant -- Girardi also struck a pose in which she stared down the barrel of a big, brown loaf launcher ... with the same guy.

Based on the photos, Vienna has plenty of experience with painful splits.

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76.

nobleday    

Jake should be counting his blessings. What a classy lady. There's got to someone better out there for Jake. She has no scruples. No wonder the other women on the show were warning him...he should have listened.

1471 days ago
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Marianne Chitter Chatter    

I really hate to say this, but I think we all know that Vienna is just a dirty cross eyed wh*re. A slippery, stinky whole that men might bang, but will never marry. Jake is no different than any other man with an IQ higher than room temperature. She's dirty and he knows he can get venereal warts, even if he wares a condom. Calling a man gay because he won't sleep with an ugly STD ridden whore is like calling a woman a lesbian when she turns down some drunk dude who looks like the unibomber. As a former cop, I saw plenty of men who would pay a dirty toothless crack whore five dollars for some action. She's no better. In fact, she worse because she thinks she's hot. At least a crack whore knows she's doing it for the money. That having been said, I wish them both the best.

1471 days ago
78.

marion    

Absolutely disgusting!!!

1471 days ago
79.

Darlene    

Shows what a douche bag she is!!!!

1471 days ago
80.

scribbles    

Morally ugly. Nothing but a slut based on news and her lifestyle. Actually feel sorry for her. Will she feel proud of herself in 20 years? Maybe... because she knows nothing else but this.

1471 days ago
81.

Tiggerblue4u    

Love a girl who like to toss salad! Once a slut, always a slut. Welcome to America!

1471 days ago
82.

omgsammi    

wow, a skan ky bi tch doing what she does best. super.

1471 days ago
83.

mom of 3    

I feel bad for her she craves attention so much that she has to make herself look soooo trashy!!!!!!!!! I knew she was fake..

1471 days ago
84.

time    

OMG! and I thought it was the little dancer that took him away from her. And all those people watched! They teach their children inappropraitely.

1471 days ago
85.

Sue    

She's just plain white trash!

1471 days ago
86.

Aspasia    

How proud her mother must be.....

1471 days ago
87.

none    

thats not right!!

1471 days ago
88.

Hello    

Its hilarious you white people think this ***** is straight. He gay. Its obvious.

1471 days ago
89.

Pound Sand    

Such a classy young lady! Any takers on betting when the sex tape will come out?

1471 days ago
90.

Pound Sand    

I bet it took all of those people in the background to peel her off the ground! Ew

1471 days ago
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