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Jesse James' Ex-Wife -- A Real Bozo

7/4/2010 10:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jesse James' ex-wife Janine Lindemulder is an expert at entertaining children ... just not her own -- according to new docs filed in the ex-couple's custody battle, the former porn star is a fully trained clown.

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It's ironic ... given that Janine allegedly sent several emails to Jesse's sister in 2009 in which she admits, "I am so depressed, Sun is suffering, I can't even find the energy to play with her."  It's so sad, it sounds like a Smokey Robinson song. 

Sad, but true.  According to new legal papers obtained by TMZ, Janine "successfully" completed "the Basic Clowning courses" at the Academy of Performing Arts in Clowning on May 2, 2010 ... and even has the certificate to prove it.

The current custody agreement requires that a monitor be present whenever Janine visits her daughter.

A little song, a little dance ...


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1.

andy    

first! ive never been first...i wanna thank god...my agent...and most importantly.....iron man

1486 days ago
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PhilipMarkum    

*** BEING A CLOWN IS THE ONLY JOB THAT JANINE LINDEMULDER CAN HAVE THAT ALLOWS HER TO COMPLETELY COVER UP HER NASTY ASS TATTED UGLY ASS BODY ***

1486 days ago
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gimmeabreak    

If my life consisted of having just completed "the Basic Clowning courses" at the Academy of Performing Arts in Clowning, i'd be depressed as f*ck too!

1486 days ago
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Gunnergirl    

She is giving clowns a bad name!!!!

1486 days ago
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Trish    

She is dirty. Feel sorry for her kid.

1486 days ago
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DANA    

better a clown than a prostitute
she is trying hard to earn money on the hard way
give her a break

1486 days ago
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LollieBluCaliToo    

really pathetic, in my opinion.

1486 days ago
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Greg    

LollieBluCaliToo - exactly what's pathetic about it??

1486 days ago
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PhilipMarkum    

*** LET'S BE HONEST - EVERYONE READ THIS - COMMENT? ***

I for one would NOT want Janine Lindemulder near my child.

I would not want Janine Lindemulder near my dog, my cat, or even my flowers.

WOULD YOU? SERIOUSLY, WOULD YOU WANT JANINE LINDEMULDER CLOWNING AROUND IN YOUR HOME?

WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE WITH JANINE LINDEMULDER EVEN FOR A MINUTE?

MOST OF US WOULD NOT.

1486 days ago
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Darlene    

Poor kid, to have her for a mother!

1486 days ago
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PhilipMarkum    

*** JEREMY AIKMAN - JANINE LINDEMULDER'S OWN HUSBAND - CLAIMS SHE'S A DRUG ABUSER ***

Seriously, see this TMZ Link: http://www.tmz.com/person/janine-lindemulder/

Scroll down a bit.

See where Janine confesses she is a depressive, she's unable to function, she admits drug use, her own husband claims she is unstable and a drug user, "She left the house so high on pills that she ran her truck in to the house."

YET WE SHOULD ALL BELIEVE THIS WOMAN IS SUDDENLY STABLE BECAUSE SHE BECAME A CLOWN?

UH, HUH. RIGHT!

1486 days ago
12.

Lora    

# 10 GOOD!
Sorry,but I think that no mother will not ask for their child such a clown- tattooed porn star and former drug addict.
I can guess at what the holidays will cause Janine...

1486 days ago
13.

devon    

god, this is so embarrassing. this woman has the mentality of a 14 year old and emotional problems to boot. there should be a law that you have to undergo mental and emotional examinations before becoming a parent!

1486 days ago
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PhilipMarkum    

*** # 14. GOOD - YOU COULD ALSO SAY:

god, this is so embarrassing. this woman has the mentality of a 14 year old and emotional problems to boot. there should be a law that you have to undergo mental and emotional examinations before becoming a CLOWN.

LOL!

1486 days ago
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G.R.    

Well, she is used to playing with floppy things in her porn movies so I am sure she knows how to put on her big floppy clown shoes nicely.

1485 days ago
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