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Jesse James' ex-wife Janine Lindemulder is an expert at entertaining children ... just not her own -- according to new docs filed in the ex-couple's custody battle, the former porn star is a fully trained clown.
It's ironic ... given that Janine allegedly sent several emails to Jesse's sister in 2009 in which she admits, "I am so depressed, Sun is suffering, I can't even find the energy to play with her." It's so sad, it sounds like a Smokey Robinson song.
Sad, but true. According to new legal papers obtained by TMZ, Janine "successfully" completed "the Basic Clowning courses" at the Academy of Performing Arts in Clowning on May 2, 2010 ... and even has the certificate to prove it.
The current custody agreement requires that a monitor be present whenever Janine visits her daughter.
A little song, a little dance ...
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first! ive never been first...i wanna thank god...my agent...and most importantly.....iron man
*** BEING A CLOWN IS THE ONLY JOB THAT JANINE LINDEMULDER CAN HAVE THAT ALLOWS HER TO COMPLETELY COVER UP HER NASTY ASS TATTED UGLY ASS BODY ***
If my life consisted of having just completed "the Basic Clowning courses" at the Academy of Performing Arts in Clowning, i'd be depressed as f*ck too!
better a clown than a prostitute
she is trying hard to earn money on the hard way
give her a break
*** LET'S BE HONEST - EVERYONE READ THIS - COMMENT? ***
I for one would NOT want Janine Lindemulder near my child.
I would not want Janine Lindemulder near my dog, my cat, or even my flowers.
WOULD YOU? SERIOUSLY, WOULD YOU WANT JANINE LINDEMULDER CLOWNING AROUND IN YOUR HOME?
WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE WITH JANINE LINDEMULDER EVEN FOR A MINUTE?
MOST OF US WOULD NOT.
*** JEREMY AIKMAN - JANINE LINDEMULDER'S OWN HUSBAND - CLAIMS SHE'S A DRUG ABUSER ***
Seriously, see this TMZ Link: http://www.tmz.com/person/janine-lindemulder/
Scroll down a bit.
See where Janine confesses she is a depressive, she's unable to function, she admits drug use, her own husband claims she is unstable and a drug user, "She left the house so high on pills that she ran her truck in to the house."
YET WE SHOULD ALL BELIEVE THIS WOMAN IS SUDDENLY STABLE BECAUSE SHE BECAME A CLOWN?
UH, HUH. RIGHT!
# 10 GOOD!
Sorry,but I think that no mother will not ask for their child such a clown- tattooed porn star and former drug addict.
I can guess at what the holidays will cause Janine...
god, this is so embarrassing. this woman has the mentality of a 14 year old and emotional problems to boot. there should be a law that you have to undergo mental and emotional examinations before becoming a parent!
*** # 14. GOOD - YOU COULD ALSO SAY:
god, this is so embarrassing. this woman has the mentality of a 14 year old and emotional problems to boot. there should be a law that you have to undergo mental and emotional examinations before becoming a CLOWN.
LOL!
Well, she is used to playing with floppy things in her porn movies so I am sure she knows how to put on her big floppy clown shoes nicely.
