George Clooney -- Nearly Blasted in Fireworks Explosion

and several other friends -- was floating on Lake Como ... when the explosion rocked the boat.

Shouldn't that be 'were floating on Lake Como'? Learn some grammer TMZ.

My boats bigger than your boat.

I´ll bet Uma tried to light her own fart.

this was in italy....right? what are they doing celebrating the 4th of july there anyway??

I heard the boat blew up and all aboard were killed

They weren't celebrating the American 4th of July. I was there on the 4th of July a few years ago, and town near where he lives (Varenna) has a celebration called Festa del Lago The festival concludes with fireworks that bomb into the water at night.

Good morning electrizipper. Your story sounds wild and crazy. Did you hear it thru the grapevine? Anyway, too many people on board that vessel.

I don't think that was just a firecracker.

The fireworks display on Lake Como would have been held on June 26 for the San Giovanni Festival. Italy doesn't celebrate the 4th of July.

It would have served both of them right if they'd gotten blown up. Then we would no longer be subjected to their stupid fake publicity show. Clooney's a jerk and she's a whore.

It would have served both of them right if they'd gotten blown up. Then we would no longer be subjected to their stupid fake publicity show.

Since when does Italy celebrate the 4th of July?

Breaking News George Clooney lost his hair thanks to a firecracker. He will start doing Bruce Willis movie remakes.

Even fireworks hate Liberals.

It looks like they were shooting them (you can see a smoke trail) from an over-crowed boat where no one was wearing life-jackets. Damn some people are smart.