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John Mayer Makes a 'Decision' of His Own

7/10/2010 2:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Proving that LeBron James isn't the only one who can announce where he'll be playing, John Mayer would like the world to know he'll be taking his talents to Cleveland. And South Beach. And New York. And New Jersey ...

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SugarBear    

He's just like Mel Gibson, but instead of getting drunk and ranting on for the ages,he gets stoned and rants on for the ages. He reminds me of one of those kids in high school that try waaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard to be cool, but he really doesn't have any friends. Every time you see him you sigh. You know the kid, at first he was kind of funny, but the longer you knew him you find out that he's a really weird misogynist, and a bigot that has mommy issues and probably masturbates to some type of weird and disturbing fetish porn. I hope you're reading this John, you're not cool. You're not funny and you are no longer relevant. Go to rehab or STFU! You are tap dancing on the edge of the face of the Earth, better be careful before fall off the face of the earth. Men already hate you and now girls do to. Guess you are just another guitar ******* after all.

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17.

carla    

no one cares JOHN


and just come out of the closet already.. we know you are GAY

1535 days ago
18.

Janet    

I just love his humor! . . . and I'm glad it's back!

GO KING JOHN!!! : )

1535 days ago
19.

Sunny    

Where did you all get that he's a racist out of that??? That was hysterical! Where's your sense of humor people? It's a total spoof. Relax people and laugh a little would ya? Geeze! Love it John!... even if people don't get that it's supposed to be funny!

1535 days ago
20.

Celebrities Suck    

I really don't think John Mayer is funny at all. What's so funny about this? Oh yeah right, he's promoting his tour, this is how these celeb promote their crap. I have not plans to go to any of your tours, not even if they gave me free tickets...

1535 days ago
21.

VickiC    

OK, I can't stand John Mayer, but even I have to admit that video is pretty damned funny. Lighten up, people - this is so obviously a PARODY of Lebrick's "momentous decision" show.

1535 days ago
22.

bitch please    

LOL! This is hilarious!!

Thanks John! I love your sense of humor and agree, LaBron is an ASS!

Rock on Sweetcheeks!! ;)

1535 days ago
23.

slowhand    

OMG! That is hysterical! I am still laughing. . .

1535 days ago
24.

slowhand    

He is smooooooooookin HOT! So, so funny!

1535 days ago
25.

audio1222    

What a dingle berry!!! go away, your not that important.

1535 days ago
26.

Jsanders    

He is so funny and talented and most people still have no clue.

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27.

ibbaby    

Please sit your David Dukes referencing behind in a corner and....shhhhhh!

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28.

phuker    

Too bad nobody cares where this douche nozzle goes.

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29.

jen    

Hell yeah John, way to pull it out for Cleveland! I love it!!

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30.

jl    

D O U C H E and T O O L

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