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Lindsay Lohan

Fine Dining

Behind Bars

7/20/2010 2:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It may not be Katsuya, but Lindsay Lohan has a delicious dinner in store on her first night in jail.

Our jailhouse mole tells TMZ Turkey Tetrazzini is on the menu tonight.  Actually, it's the only option.  For those who aren't familiar, it's a turkey casserole with noodles, mushrooms and cream sauce.

And there are sides -- Applesauce, broccoli coleslaw and wheat bread.  And there's also milk to wash it all down.



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deb c    

I brought turkey tetrazinni (frozen) to work today. What's the big freaking deal? If she was in Arizona, she'd be outside in a tent eating green bologna. Hey, I like that idea!

1523 days ago

Ron Golden    

She wont touch the stuff for about 6 days, then she'll break down and eat. I'm sure Mommy will get her set up with plenty of money so she can buy her own food from commisary. 23 days aint jack, you think she'd enjoy the silence ....She'll come out and get richer than she is....Yawn

1523 days ago


I wonder who'll be first in line to perform oral sex on her after a few weeks in this smelly piss hole?
No need to thank me for the image.

1523 days ago


Hey, she is lucky she gets food, there are how many starving people in this world, and they didnt break the law! Those that are starving would probably die to have what she is having and it is just a big joke to you! Get over it.

1523 days ago


Come on some loyal "fan" will surely purchase an inmate care package for her.

1523 days ago


@ANGEL - shouldn't you be standing outside a Home Depot waiting for a day labor gig?

1523 days ago


ooow u_u <3

1523 days ago


WHERE WAS DINA, THE CARING, DEVOTED MOTHER. Is she's out trying to cash in on publicity, setting up cash for interviews. SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH HER DAUGHTER THAT SHE HELPED GO DOWNHILL. I wonder if Dina would pass a drug test. She should go into celebrity rehab herself.

1523 days ago

the joker    

Actually, the "turkey" is the only real solid food, the sandwich "meat" is a soy based product as is most of the "meats" on the menu. The milk and juice is a small little carton, bread and a piece of fruit with everymeal, half frozen bananas, tiny apples and oranges are the fruits they have.
The cell is tiny maybe 8 x 10, the steel shelf is your bed, beat up mat you carry around with you, paper thin sheet and equally thin balnket. the temperature is COLD, the seatless steel pot is next to your bed and a faucetless sink is above the steel pot. SHe would be far better to be in general population and deal with the taunting then isolation. It is NOT fun.
Um, been there done all this, ugh

1523 days ago


You forgot...tuna.

1523 days ago


**** thats great food, dont know what jail you been in but i never seen stuff like that. Only in LA

1522 days ago


May save her life!

1522 days ago

the joker    

no, not great food, i lost 18 pounds in a month, it is flavor free, at least in PC you can eat as you like, in chow hall, you get 7 minutes to choke it down. No talking, looking around, sharing of food, if you do, they take your food and away you go.
I think the worst thing is the coldness, nothing but t-shirt and blues, it is damn cold.

1522 days ago


She'd trade all that in for just one cigarette. he he

1522 days ago


kate s, why are you on this site???? I say kate s YOU go to HELL. Keep up the good work TMZ.

1522 days ago
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