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Lindsay Lohan

Fine Dining

Behind Bars

7/20/2010 2:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It may not be Katsuya, but Lindsay Lohan has a delicious dinner in store on her first night in jail.

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Our jailhouse mole tells TMZ Turkey Tetrazzini is on the menu tonight.  Actually, it's the only option.  For those who aren't familiar, it's a turkey casserole with noodles, mushrooms and cream sauce.

And there are sides -- Applesauce, broccoli coleslaw and wheat bread.  And there's also milk to wash it all down.

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46.

Shaydie    

I could NOT care less. She's eating better than me tonight. I'll probably have a peanut butter sandwich and some canned apricots.

1470 days ago
47.

cochino    

how can you compare katsuya to jail food?

jail food wins hands down!

Katsuya and all of them other *swanky* places are overrated and seriously overpriced.

In a week she will dine by moonlight with Bertha while savoring a clambake and plastic cups of pruno. hah

1470 days ago
48.

Joe    

You'd think they could at least throw in a bottle of wine with dinner after the day that poor little girl has been through. It is Beverly Hills CA isn't it? I thought she carried herself very well and it'll be good for her to get away from the cigarettes for a few weeks.

1470 days ago
49.

Truth    

WOW, BITCH WILL ACTUALLY FATTEN UP OFF THE CIGS!! WHAT AN ANOMALY. THE LIFE STORY OF LESLO LOHAN.

1470 days ago
50.

truthiness    

I bet the milk is warm.

At least it'll help her sleep!

1470 days ago
51.

GivinMelTheEyesI'llSuckYouOff    

lol@ clam bake

1470 days ago
52.

ingrid    

That posting about the coming depression is a bad joke.
When you go to the website video it says gas is over $3.00
a gallon and food prices are zooming.
Thats not true at all....fresh veg and fruit are lower now than in the last
ten years and gas is $2.55 a gallon yesterday....UNDER Bush all these
prices were much higher...Gas was $4+ a gallon have we all forgotten???????

1470 days ago
53.

??    

Now leave her alone and let her serve her sentence. When she gets out and screws up again (or screws up while in jail) then report on her. But for now she is where a judge said she should be so give it (and her) a rest TMZ!

1470 days ago
54.

GivinMelTheEyesI'llSuckYouOff    

We can also sign up for VINE (Victim Notification) -- ANYONE can sign up for it...not just victims. It's all computerized. That way, we'll know when the b i t c h is released and not only can we can put earplugs in our ears so we don't have to hear her on TV, but we can RUN, RUN, RUN as fast as we can out of Hollywood! Craaazahaaaay! Link for VINE below. That is so funny. Let's see how long it is before she gets out. Although, you might need to wait a day to sign up...before she is processed. She isn't showing up in the system yet.


http://www.lasdhq.org/lasd_services/vine.html

1470 days ago
55.

idiot savant    

Only TMZ and gay levin would post this trash. She is paying the price for her mistakes and you *******s have to rub it in. Poor girl is probably scared to death, while harvey has gay sex and laughs it up with his other pathetic uneducated cronies. Looks like no more news for TMZ for 23 days, since all they do is make money off lilo and other peoples misfortunes. TMZ is trash, everyone knows it. Anyone who has any type of sense understand TMZ is not credible. The same people who watch Jerry Springer view this site. Complete morons.........Good luck lilo I hope you get your hydromorphone in jail, if not your going to feel like hell babe. keep it on the dl next time.

1470 days ago
56.

WEHO    

Where's the vodka on the menu???

1470 days ago
57.

cregis    

Didn't Paris Hilton buy a lot of food from vending machines? Personally the jail doesn't sound too bad to me if I could have books to read.

1470 days ago
58.

Ehécatl    

I wonder how long it will take before someone starts putting broken glass in her side dishes.

1470 days ago
59.

Brian J    

Enough already about this actress. Let her complete her jail time and rehab. Then report on her if she gets nominated for an Oscar down the road. Like Robert Downey Jr. and other celebs, she needs to get off her meds, whether they are prescription or illicit. Perhaps in the future Ms. Lohan will be referred to as the next Meryl Streep, but that day is far off.

1470 days ago
60.

javier    

it may sound yummy, but trust me, jail food sucks! everything is watered down. is seems as though someone had a contest on who could make the worst food ever and then they buy their whole lot.

1470 days ago
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