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Lindsay Lohan -- Plenty to Munch On in Jail

7/21/2010 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Even though Lindsay Lohan is banned from smoking cigarettes in jail, TMZ has learned she can still appease her insatiable oral fixation ... with all the munchies her 118 pound frame can handle.

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Turns out there's a program called the Keefe Commissary Network Gift Pack Program -- which allows anyone with a couple bucks to buy copious amounts of belly-bursting junk food for the L.A. County inmate of their choosing.

We're told each inmate is allowed $135 worth of the KCNGPP's gut-bombing grub baskets per week -- and just to give you an idea of how much that'll get you, here's what comes in the $22.73 package:

-- Spicy Velveeta Refried Beans
-- Spam
-- Kit Kat Bar
-- Vanilla Creme Cookies (14 oz)
-- Cheese Curls (11 oz)
-- Country Time Rasp./Lemon. (6 oz)
-- Lime Chili Ramen
-- Flour Tortillas
-- Cupcake SS

That means in addition to her regular jail-made meals, LiLo could conceivably choke down around six of those snack packs a week -- but considering she has to use the bathroom in her own cell ... we'd advise against it.

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46.

Ehécatl    

Junk food is the PERFECT TORTURE for her. It'll make her teeth rot, her rear end grow to ginormous proportions, give her diabetes, and make a garden of blemishes blossom on her face. Her career will be definitively over, as will any meaningful life.

1473 days ago
47.

Shandroid    

Has anyone noticed how that food package is kind of "hispanic leaning?" Tortillas, refried beans, Lime chili ramen (that just sounds disgusting). Before everyone throws tomatoes at me for being "bigoted," I am just pointing out the obvious here. Does this menu mean they are expecting a more hispanic clientele? Interesting

1473 days ago
48.

been-there-done-that    

The Keefe Co. is in bed with the Bush family. Made Huge contributions to their campaign and to this day has ironically monopolized the prison commisary business which is lucrative as one can imagine. Imagine having a warehouse full of everything you can imagine under the sun, and be able to sell ramen noodles at 50 cents a pop to a customer that cant shop anywhere else cause he is incarcerated? BINGO, joind the Bush family and make sure KEEFE is in EVERY institution and make sure you get teh kick backs. Its in the press in FL right now. His brother kept his distance and we will see how far Jeb keeps his neck out the water. HEY TMZ...hire me.

1473 days ago
49.

CrowBite    

Jesus. I could get the same snack package at any 7-11 for 1/2 that price. However... sending a bunch of ultra-fattening snack food to LL is extremely tempting. Who doesn't want to see her walk out of the pokey with a double chin and some acne?

1473 days ago
50.

M    

Good God! Leave the girl alone and let her serve her time in peace! If she can't smoke, she will most likely eat. Who cares? She's not the only one who will have gained a few after stopping smoking.

1473 days ago
51.

Shandroid    

@M: Lindsay is just another celeb twit who surrounded herself with a bunch of enablers (including her stupid twit of a mother who was more interested in being her BFF than a mom). What she ought to do in jail is pick up a stack of classics and give them a read, she could use some education. She also needs to do some writing and work out how her dumb self got into this mess in the first place!
She was once a really good actress, but she screwed that up being an idiot. She could use this time wisely or pork out on junk and bide her time cussing out the judge and the lawyers who dumped her. She needs to take responsibility for her actions and clean up her act.

1473 days ago
52.

sherri    

Well then she should feel right at home, all those snacks to munch down on.
She had a body cavity search when she entered as well, that she should be use to as well so this place should be nice and homey to her.
It really can't be all that different from her regular life anyway. Trailer trash people are always in jail!

1473 days ago
53.

R    

Spam! Spam! Spam! I posted that in the wrong Lindsay story. I blame the Kardashians' butt choices for throwing me off.

1473 days ago
54.

passin thru    

YES.... ITS CALLED STATISTICS!

1473 days ago
55.

passin thru    

Has anyone noticed how that food package is kind of "hispanic leaning?" Tortillas, refried beans, Lime chili ramen (that just sounds disgusting). Before everyone throws tomatoes at me for being "bigoted," I am just pointing out the obvious here. Does this menu mean they are expecting a more hispanic clientele? Interesting

Posted at 8:00 AM on Jul 21, 2010 by Shandroid
YES...ITS CALLED STATISTICS......

1473 days ago
56.

Mindz    

gross!

1473 days ago
57.

Susan    

The only reason she is 118 lbs is because she is on Adderall!!! I am sick of hearing about her already...she is not news worthy

1473 days ago
58.

ZB    

As an ex smoker I feel for her in that portion of her situation...cigarette withdrawal is not even a little bit funny and I was not a pleasant person then...wanted to rip the walls out when I had to go more than a few hours without..even when I finally kicked the habit properly I was so sick for the first week...hopefully her time in that sober house was cigarette detox and oral fixation hypnotism treatment

1473 days ago
59.

Rowan    

I heard, I think it was when Paris was in jail, that one couldn't wear hair extensions in jail. If that is true, why is she wearing hers? Anyone know?

1473 days ago
60.

netrek    

59. yes they are because illegal aliens and their stupid anchor babies who grow up to be gang bangers account for like 70% of all violent crime in Los Angeles!!!

1473 days ago
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