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Sarah Palin -- I'm Not 'Boycotting' Bristol's Wedding!

7/21/2010 7:38 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Sarah Palin ain't blowing off her daughter's wedding to former Playgirl model Levi Johnston -- according to the family's lawyer, rumors that Sarah is "boycotting" the ceremony are 100% bogus.

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A Palin family lawyer tells TMZ, "The story asserting that Sarah Palin is 'boycotting' Bristol's wedding has been fabricated. There is no truth to this."

According to a source close to the family, no official date has been set -- but whenever the big day comes, Sarah and the family will be there to lend their support.

You betcha.

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76.

the DQ    

Muppet - Haven't you seen any of the pictures from May-July? She's looking VERY heavy. Like there's ANOTHER bun in the oven.

1521 days ago
77.

Ben Gleck    

Sarah talks about God so much, why isn't she striving to put her reality shows on the Christian tv stations ?

1521 days ago
78.

lhartwell    

When people defend this piece of work parent, or her politics, I find it astounding.

Do you people ever REALLY listen to her? You must not, or is it that you yourselves are just as ignorant as she is thus you defend her? Do you find her personality appealing? Her verbal vomit is priceless to the majority of the country....but still she has supporters.

My guess is the bitter tea-baggers-the bigots-the Republicanknuckleheads, the old white people - bascilly the haters of our president hang on to her for a cheerleader.

Well that is all she is even really quailfied for, cheerleading.
A barnyard animal speaks better than she. You betcha'!


Ahhhh yes, the party of the family first-ers. So full of crappola. I wonder who takes care of her tribe O' children when she is jet setting? Todd?

Ya, and I'm waiting to see he has sex tape next, since she isn't around to help him out. Oh, wait Levi said they don't share a bed. Big surprise there.

1520 days ago
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AMP    

If $arah had a grand (2012) scheme for Bristol & Levi to get married & paid them this sure turned into a PR disaster for her. Bristol said she didn't want to tell her Mom & then 'ol Grand Mama Grizzly finds out like the rest of us - a tabloid! Then Bristol says she doesn't care if $arah is at the wedding or not. Love those All-American family values Palin style.

The polls have been trending down for $arah & I wouldn't be surprised if they take a nose dive now. Me thinks all those Mama Grizzly’s out there are looking at this $arah train wreck with skepticism. $arah's gonna have to walk this one way back. Maybe over a cliff. $arah does have some media handlers now who are supposed to be good but if her behavior when she was running with McCain is any indication she's going to go rogue regardless of the advice she is given. I don't think $arah can help herself. The entire Palin family including Levi have learned very rapidly from $arah how to exploit & make $$$$$ whatever their agenda. That's capitalism at its best! Whether it's admirable is another story.

WOW.....Just think of what Chelsea could do in reaching out & mentoring the younger Palin girls. Go to college & graduate. Get a job. Live quietly & out of the media. Not produce a child out of wedlock.

Levi may stick around but what if he's not happy? Levi & Bristol both have telegenic faces & it's easy to read their emotions. Remember them with McCain on the tarmac & at the convention? An unhappily wed Levi or Bristol out on the Hastings could be $arah's worst nightmare. Both these young adults ($arah's words) have proven they don't mind sticking it to her. & $arah's paying to have it stuck to her! Pin the tail on the donkey!

I wonder how Grand Mama Grizzly slept last night. Wanna bet that $arah's grinding her teeth & developing TMJ? That's going to take a bite guard. With that in $arah can't talk!

Heard on Larry King Bristol doesn't care if her mother comes to the nuptials or not. Is this in $arah's grand scheme? Hard to believe $arah would fork over $$$$$ to Levi & Bristol for a "sham" wedding. $arah's gonna have to walk this one way back. Maybe over a cliff.

I wonder how Grand Mama Grizzly is sleeping? Wanna bet that $arah's grinding her teeth & developing TMJ? That's going to take a bite guard. With that in $arah can't talk!
Levi may stick around but what if he's not happy? Levi & Bristol both have telegenic faces & it's easy to read their emotions. Remember them with McCain on the tarmac and at the convention? An unhappily wed Levi or Bristol out on the Hastings could be $arah's worst nightmare. Both these young adults ($arah's words) have proven they don't mind sticking it to her. And she's paying to have it stuck to her! Pin the tail on the donkey!

WOW.....Just think of what Chelsea could do in reaching out and mentoring the younger Palin girls. Go to college and graduate. Get a job. Live quietly and out of the media. Not produce a child out of wedlock.

But I can betcha Grand Mama Grizzly will make the most of this wedding when it comes to making $$$$$ once the big celebration is over & $arah's back on that treadmill of shilling her hysterical politics. $arah's going to have to grin and (Grizzly) bear it because the Palin family is the All-American family. Grinning is probably going to cause grinding and TMJ. $arah's going to need a bite guard and then POOF! $arah’s been silenced! LOL!!

$arah should buy that house next door for Bristol & Levi. Then $arah can ask that renter, journalist Joe McGuiness to leave posthaste. That way Grand Mama Grizzly can keep an eye (over the tall fence wall) on those 2 lovebirds. Sarah's got a wedding to plan! I think a wedding at the side of their swimming hole would be perfect.

$arah still needs that house next door for the expanding brood.
With 2 houses side by side it will be a compound. They are going to name it Palinistan! Gotta honor the troops.

Willow's in the chute and Grand Mama Grizzly ain't exactly around these days.

Track's coming in from 'ganistan. Bachelor Party! Abstinence boys! Once again.....Abstinence boys!

It's been said the lady won't sell for anything to the Palins but I'm sure $arah will make her a sweetheart offer she won't refuse. I'd take that money and go to Tahiti! They have great Tahitian tea! No worries about the honeymooners descending on Tahiti. They couldn't find it on a map if you put their finger on it.

The Palin family is going to be quite busy for the next 6 weeks. Bristol & Levi have actually given America the perfect wedding gift - $arah going dark for 6 weeks. After all $arah's family comes first & this is a huge event for her family.
Every tea-party celebrity is going to want to come. $harron Angle. Rand Paul. Ru$h. Beck will cry if he's not invited. Ann Coulter. Ingraham can shill her book. Michele Bachman. Rick Barber. Liz Cheney & her brood. Ma & Pa Cheney will send a wedding gift. Pa Cheney's waiting for a heart transplant. It would be God's Plan for him to get a liberal heart! They’ll all fly in & land on the swimmin’ hole. Maybe they can get Chelsea's caterer & florist.

Uninvited: The McCains. Katie Couric. Charlie Gibson. Nicole Wallace. Joe McGuiness. Joe's land lady. But she's going to rent space on the deck for all the paparazzi! I'll betcha she makes major bootie!

$harron Angle is bringing gallons of lemonade. Levi's going to spike it with Vodka. Undoubtedly there will be lots of unprotected fun going on!

$arah's putting all the details on index cards just like she did for the debate with "Can I call ya Joe?'

Who needs a wedding planner when Grand Mama Grizzly can multi-task. $arah's going to help the caterers out because she's making moose horse doovers and hamburgers. But we gotta have that lower 48 Dijon mustard.

The tabloids are going to be in a frenzy for a few weeks. Given the Palin's wonderment of high end clothing this wedding may cost Sarah Palin a pretty penny. Bristol has said she wants to wear Caroline Herrera & the boys will be in cammo vests! I swear to God. $arah's dressed in Bob Mackie, Rodeo Dr, Beverly Hillbilly's! $arah's wearing "Dorothy in Oz" sparkly red toe pump heels. $arah's clickin those heels and whispering, "There's no place like a Palin Home, there's no place................."

$arah will probably recoup the expenses with wedding pictures going to the highest tabloid bid. Too bad $arah probably won't donate a portion of money to a nonprofit for unwed mothers. That sure would be putting her money where her mouth is! Wedding bells out of Alaska! Alright! Let the champagne flow!!

$arah keeps grinding her teeth because she’s smokin’ mad. Where’s that bite guard? I see a Grand Mama Grizzlyzilla!

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