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Victoria's Secret Model

Blazin' Hot Bikini Time

7/22/2010 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

We just got 40 photos of smokin' hot Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio posing in teeny bikinis on the beach in St. Barts earlier today ... so ... you should probably look at 'em.

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Yep, another hot model I'll never have.

1517 days ago


not even a wiggle

1517 days ago


In picture #2 it looks like she is pooping

1517 days ago

Mr. Bate    

Waterballoons again!

1517 days ago


That girl needs to eat

1517 days ago


Oh no, not her again. She and that s*** bag, baby daddy of hers must have some dirt on someone at TMZ.

1517 days ago


She's not hot at all! Too skinny and she has a bird face. She's just not feminine looking at all.

1516 days ago


Her face is very long in the jaw, and not very expressive. This was "the look" for a while, all of the models seemed to have what we call a shovel-chin. And small eyes (and not just when squinting), and a lot of forehead (that seems to be popular in men too, eg. Robert Pattinson and his ilk. It makes the face look disproportionate). Not what I think of as "girl next door", because it is not healthy looking, or feminine, but instead rather harsh, gaunt, drawn and masculine.

I much prefer Miranda Kerr, who actually seems to get a bit of a sparkle when she smiles, and who has a softer, more expressive face. As for the emaciated look, it's been popular for decades. I am by no means anti-gay, but I do have to wonder if the insistence on bony, hipless, flat-assed, asexual women as models, and clothing that specifically flatters that kind of female, and ONLY that kind of female, is the result of gay male designers who are jealous of, or dislike women, and want to reduce them to androgynous humanoid abstracts.

As for the breast-squashing, honey, you can't go to a store and purchase a regular bra these days. Everyone is pushing the mashed together, shoved up on a shelf, padded, push-up look...even for those of us women who most definitely do NOT need enhancement. That's what a lot of the swimsuit tops do too. It's a royal pain.

In the meantime, someone feed that girl a little bit of healthy carbohydrate, and some good protein. She looks like she's malnourished. I'm not jealous at all, she really does look sick. Not a good image at all.

1513 days ago
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