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We just got 40 photos of smokin' hot Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio posing in teeny bikinis on the beach in St. Barts earlier today ... so ... you should probably look at 'em. 
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Victoria's Secret Model
Blazin' Hot Bikini Time
7/22/2010 4:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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SurfingEagle
Yep, another hot model I'll never have.
FruitSalad
not even a wiggle
FruitSalad
In picture #2 it looks like she is pooping
Mr. Bate
Waterballoons again!
katie
That girl needs to eat
Josh
Oh no, not her again. She and that s*** bag, baby daddy of hers must have some dirt on someone at TMZ.
Wiley
She's not hot at all! Too skinny and she has a bird face. She's just not feminine looking at all.
Briana
Her face is very long in the jaw, and not very expressive. This was "the look" for a while, all of the models seemed to have what we call a shovel-chin. And small eyes (and not just when squinting), and a lot of forehead (that seems to be popular in men too, eg. Robert Pattinson and his ilk. It makes the face look disproportionate). Not what I think of as "girl next door", because it is not healthy looking, or feminine, but instead rather harsh, gaunt, drawn and masculine.
I much prefer Miranda Kerr, who actually seems to get a bit of a sparkle when she smiles, and who has a softer, more expressive face. As for the emaciated look, it's been popular for decades. I am by no means anti-gay, but I do have to wonder if the insistence on bony, hipless, flat-assed, asexual women as models, and clothing that specifically flatters that kind of female, and ONLY that kind of female, is the result of gay male designers who are jealous of, or dislike women, and want to reduce them to androgynous humanoid abstracts.
As for the breast-squashing, honey, you can't go to a store and purchase a regular bra these days. Everyone is pushing the mashed together, shoved up on a shelf, padded, push-up look...even for those of us women who most definitely do NOT need enhancement. That's what a lot of the swimsuit tops do too. It's a royal pain.
In the meantime, someone feed that girl a little bit of healthy carbohydrate, and some good protein. She looks like she's malnourished. I'm not jealous at all, she really does look sick. Not a good image at all.