Michael Lohan Officially Charged

MICHAEL, STOP DATING CHILDREN. CHILDREN THROW TANTRUMS AND SET YOU UP, MAKING IT HARD FOR REAL WOMEN WHO ACTUALLY DO GET ATTACKED!

lol I love when they post w/pictures of ugly people

He is a fame whore.. He needs to BACK OFF!!! & We should all ignore him.. I wish he would just go away

Well, here it is Kate. Your 15-moments of fame. You and OXanna should get together.

ahahahahaha...another Lohan lose might go to jail, that just made my day!

this is a great day to have off, raining outside....i'll watch for the next whore to go public

Maybe LL will come out with a line of father/daughter prison outfits, complete with easy access drop seats. Can't be any worse than those leggings.

Let's see if Gossip Girl attorney [Lisa Bloom] can keep him out of jail. She's useless!

This dude seriously needs to grow up! Who is he wishing he was...trying to give life advice and all?!

What a loser!!

I believe he is innocent! This is complete BS!

LMAO.....there goes his so called reality show...yeah, right....like there ever was one to begin with lol. Michael Lohan is a total liar and moron and I hope he goes back to the pound my in the arse prison where he belongs.

Damn - I don't even think he'll do time for this. If I looked it up right on the NY Penal Law site, it's a "violation", not even a misdemeanor:

S 240.26 Harassment in the second degree.
A person is guilty of harassment in the second degree when, with
intent to harass, annoy or alarm another person:
1. He or she strikes, shoves, kicks or otherwise subjects such other
person to physical contact, or attempts or threatens to do the same; or
2. He or she follows a person in or about a public place or places; or
3. He or she engages in a course of conduct or repeatedly commits acts
which alarm or seriously annoy such other person and which serve no
legitimate purpose.
Subdivisions two and three of this section shall not apply to
activities regulated by the national labor relations act, as amended,
the railway labor act, as amended, or the federal employment labor
management act, as amended.
Harassment in the second degree is a violation.

Lisa Bloom + Gloria Alred = FAME WHORES

Michael Lohan + Lindsey Lohan = FAME WHORES

Oksana G + Kate M = FAME WHORES

NOT A ONE OF THIS MISFIT GROUP OF BOTTOM FEEDERS DOESN'T = FAME WHORES

To be honest it is rather hysterical at this point. Between the lot of them they couldn't get press coverage for anything other than abuse, drugs & alcohol related stories, certainly not because they are talented people. Oh sorry, talented in the way that WHORES WHORE around looking for tricks to get money! Good Job TMZ!

These parents need to be held accountable for EVERY "A" MORAL
behavior they do. They crave the limelight..so catch and hound them for every act. These people give their children NO CHANCE.
The media see dollors every time they open their mouths, maybe some good can come from a barrage of accountability for BOTH of these dispicable parents. Somehow. Thank you Mom and Dad for true selfless love. These people need to be ostricised by THEIR peers..Good Hollywood people..SPEAK UP ! COWARDS.

someone please put this guy away and throw away the keys

put him and Rachel Uchitel on some deserted island somewhere