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Lindsay Lohan's Life Behind Bars

7/27/2010 1:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan's fellow famous inmate -- "Pretty Wild" star Alexis Neiers -- walked out of the Lynwood jail late last week a free woman -- and brought with her the scoop from inside.

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According to jail officials, Neiers -- who was serving a six-month sentence for her part in the Burglar Bunch's heist at Orlando Bloom's house -- was released after spending less than one month behind bars.

During an interview with E! News Neiers said Lohan "was crying... she was lying in there and just trying to like calm down."

"She had her head down when she walked by and she was in oranges, just like us. I mean, she got to keep her extensions in and everything, which most people don't, and the girls were like, 'Ah, they had to take my weave out and cut it all out and,' you know, stuff like that."

Alexis tells TMZ she is very "humbled," "blessed," and "very grateful for my family right now." She says her plans are "to shower get in my bed and relax with my family. I'm very excited for a good meal."

Lindsay, on the other hand, just wants a drink of water, but the only thing that's available -- as one source puts it -- is "water from that nasty sink in her cell." Lindsay just can't stomach it. One jailer went as far to tell her, "Just drink the milk from the day before."

TMZ has also learned Lindsay Lohan started to get some ink done before she got locked up -- but she didn't have time to finish the design.

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At first glance, it appears to be a bruise on LiLo's upper left arm -- but the mark is actually the tattooed outline of a little girl with her eyes closed.

We're told Lohan first went under the needle at the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood just a few weeks ago -- and ironically chose the image because "she liked the innocence of the girl."


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Sarah Palin came face to face with a real, live wild bear -- and its two cute little baby cubs -- during a fishing trip at Wolverine Creek, Alaska earlier this month ... and didn't shoot it!

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Along with the wildlife, Sarah also kicked it with her husband Todd and daughter Piper.

Check out the photos -- pretty bad ass.


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Can you guess whose handsome face got a nasty celebrity scramblin'?

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Guess the Little Cutie!


Can you tell which fully grown superstar just Twittered this photo of himself as a 5-year-old boy?

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Look closely at the following photos 'cause there are some slight differences that will blow your mind! Can you spot 'em?

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**HINT: There are THREE differences in the above photo!**

The Guy in Cameo: 'Memba Him?!


Larry Blackmon became famous as the lead singer of the '80s group Cameo with hits like "She's Strange," "Candy" and "Word Up." Guess what he looks like now!

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This latest Michael Jackson auction has a unique twist -- the owner of the items says he got them from MJ himself ... by trading other memorabilia with the King of Pop.

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The auction -- set for October 6-15, 2010 -- features several crazy MJ items, including a custom Swarovski crystal jacket and the gloves MJ wore on the cover of "Bad." Those two items, along with one of MJ's jackets, came directly from Michael.

Ed Kosinski, part owner of Gotta Have It!, tells us he actually traded MJ for the stuff. He says Michael had a thing for "Our Gang," Charlie Chaplin, Shirley Temple, Elizabeth Taylor, and other vintage Hollywood items.

The auction also features signed photos and authentic MJ lyric sheets.

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61.

ed    

Remember what happened to Martha Stewart (specifically her company's stock) when she got out of jail?????? I'm telling ya, you need to invest in anything this chick does, RIGHT NOW!!! she will be writing a book and making an album and probably have a movie contract. Buy into her now no matter what stupid this she does. She is hot stock property!!!

1459 days ago
62.

Buck    

Just goes to show you if you have money in this world,you can get whatever you want in life. i agree with everybody,throw the damn keys away on this skanky bitch,she's not worth spitting on in my opinion.....I wouldnt scrwe her with my worst enemys ****,ewww nasty ol skank anyhow......lets hear some real news and let the prison lezzies have at her...lmao

1459 days ago
63.

blue65    

People are so jelous instead of wishing her the best & that her time goes quick .It seems that the media wants things to go wrong & bad for her it seems that they wants all the problems of the world to come upon her shoulders.I hope her time goes fast & trouble free,there is alot of jelousy in jail & prison amoung the female population.

1459 days ago
64.

leo    

How is it you invade someones home and rob them, and serve less than a month? refering to that Neirs girl. Seems like there are people right now thinking it would be well worth the risk.

1459 days ago
65.

Mike    

So what's wrong with the world? Alexis Neiers, a common thief who broke into celebrities homes, has a reality tv show. WHAT?!!! Most people probably think "No big deal" because it was a "rich celebrity" they stole from. Compare these 2 statements: (1)Alexis Neiers, a member of the "Burglar Buch" broke into the house of and stole items from actor Orlando Bloom. (2)Alexis Neiers a member of "insert gang name" broke into a persons (your) house and stole property from the owners. Forget Lindsay Lohan, at least she made a couple of decent movies and may go on to do more. Blame the media outlets and our own stupidity for watching the garbage that's put out in TV, print, and the Internet. There are so many outlets and their writers obviously can't come up with any good ideas, therefore you get "reality" tv.

1459 days ago
66.

Stanley    

How moronic can you get to think a harmless actress like Lindsay Lohan should be put in jail. Anyone who thinks that must do so because they haven't the courage to confront the truth, the fact that there are a lot of bankers and stock traders and politicians and CEOs who belong in jail a lot moreso than Lindsay. You have to be a pathetic human to think you are so much better than other people that you can judge them with nothing more to go on but the story told by the trash tabloids. If you want to solve real problems, you should insist that Sarah Palin go to prison for wasting everyone's time.

1459 days ago
67.

R. Lehr    

I agree with discusted (sic) Support our troops, both living and passed on.

1459 days ago
68.

g'zy    

aw man yall need to quit picking on lindsay ya know? she'll always be tha hot girl i fell in love with but can never have cause i'm not famous. lol.

1459 days ago
69.

Stephanie    

BooHoo poor lil bich went to jail alot of biches go to jail suck it up and stop being a whiny lil slut..This girl is as sick as they ***mm....But you know what the officals are to blame for alot of this crap like this becuz they relent on sentences and do all kinds of crap so why even bother putting her behind bars they are gunna show her what well now what again?Hummm how to twist the system round to suit her...Awww that's showing her.... DO NOT MAKE ME GO HAHAHAHAHA....Take a look at the system then tell me some crap i don't know...Man that sure is a bad azz judge know what he should take the gavel and hit his own head with it to knock some sense into him.....whelp that's my opinion....Have a nice week....Stephy

1459 days ago
70.

Nicole    

(*Sigh*) Lindsay Lohan used to be one of my major role models when I was like 5 (15 now) because of all her movies where she opposed drugs and stood up for what she believed in...What is this? God, she's such a hypocrite and I'm so freakin' tired of hearing all about these lazy ass celebs who do nothing for society as a whole~! Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matt Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Chase Stanley 21!! These guys all died in war and everyone's constantly talking about this garbage...): I'm 15 and I get this? Really?
Just figured I'd see what all the annoying fuss was about. (My opinion?) The bitch got what she deserved and it's not the sympathy -.- She wants to **** up her life and then throw a pity party for herself she can, but why must everyone join in?

1459 days ago
71.

Steven    

Stanley - How moronic can you get to think a harmless actress like Lindsay Lohan should be put in jail.

Drunken driving is NOT a harmless crime. Every time LL was out driving drunk, she was putting the lives of everyone on the road at risk. How do you like to come home and find that a loved one's life was taken away by a drunken driver who had previous convictions but never spent a day in jail because he was "harmless."

1459 days ago
72.

Christopher Hacke    

A slut remains a slut - inside or outside jail. So many news worthy events in the world but we are still inundated with this dumbb bimbo that jail or rehabilitation will never change her. Perhaps a couple of weeks on the street hooking might help her attitude.

1459 days ago
73.

Don    

"Lindsay Lohan must be BANNED from Hollywood."

Posted at 11:14 AM on Jul 27, 2010 by manuel

LOL! Banned? That's funny! No need for a ban, Lindsay's extreme lack of any marketable talent will solve that problem all by itself. She is useless, period.

1459 days ago
74.

Stephanie    

Definitly Steven man you said a mouthful there very nicely said i might add too....Stephanie

1459 days ago
75.

LINDA    

If I as an ordinary person do what she did and was never on time for court-they would throw me under the bus-now compare her crime with many others & how was they sentence the same? not!!!!!, so this goes to show you people with money and on the other side can pay their way thru anything, she's not any better than the next person-she thinks she can cont to do unlawful things and get away with it-but she needs to stand accountable and stay in jail for her 90days-how can you get a 90 day sentence and get out in 2-3wks she violated her perole,if anyone else they would have to serve that perole time to the fulless-why doesn't she?

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