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Former "American Idol" judge Simon Cowell is really smooth ... on the sides of his stomach.
The buxom 50-year-old showed off his interestingly manscaped torso in the south of France this weekend.
Very trim.
Simon Cowell -- Just a Little Off the Sides
8/9/2010 11:30 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez
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Dayna
Seriously Simon?? It looks stupid!
LaToya Jackson
Big old honker man boobs .. *I'm just say'en
Cheekee
Weird.
Looks like he got a boob lift too, or had the fat suck out right under his manboobs.
LaToya Jackson
He needs weight watchers
Kelly
what the....??!
sharon
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, no he didn't !!!!!!!!!
LaToya Jackson
MOOOOOOOO ! He should take some of all da money and get that taken care of .. He's just NASTY
SiouxCityBoy
Though he may be having trouble sucking the gut in, his boobs are sexy~ He simply needs a fella to chew on them for a while to enlarge the nipples...
Colorado Cowgirl
What?? I just don't get this. Can somebody please explain to me about this shaving thing.
Bubba
Yo Cowell, what did you use to cover up the sides of your stomach? You remind me of Trump who has his face tanned, but sometimes forgets to take off his sunglasses and surely forgets to have his hands tanned too!
Ehécatl
Maybe this shave job was the result of some unusual sex play? What else would explain it?
Nancy
Looks like his implants are deflating.
hihat
Some dudes really need to keep their shirts on in public...
Sam
i think hes gay,ask Rayan.
Alexa
What an azz! Who shaves their body like that?
He also needs to fire his hair stylist/barber. That has to be one of the weirdest hair cuts ever.