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Some Jerkoff Arrested in The O.C.

8/17/2010 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Orange County -- the area that inspired the Mischa Barton TV series (clever celebrity tie-in) -- is now the home to one of the most effed up stories we've come across all day ... hope you're not thirsty.

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We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.

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31.

O'Brien    

Come on!!!

1497 days ago
32.

m    

I have consumed semen on many occasions and it has never made me feel sick.

1497 days ago
33.

spinner25    

Since when does semen make some "irritated"??

1497 days ago
34.

snodgrass    

It was just Perez Hilton's Vitamin Water.

1497 days ago
35.

katschy    

It sounds like an awful lot of puerile urban legends wherein semen or other bodily fluids are added to food, which makes someone sick, and the food is then tested at a lab only to find out the horrifying cause.

Labs do not routinely check for semen, or urine, unless specifically asked to do so. If a woman is sick after drinking her water, why would she jump to the conclusion that she should test her water for semen rather than a chemical contaminate?

This stinks of TMZ hoaxing the lot of us, or having had the wool pulled over their eyes. Read Snopes.com, TMZ!

1497 days ago
36.

HOTnTX    

whatever it takes to make the workday go quicker!..

1497 days ago
37.

Ty    

This story is one big BS like most of you here said already. How come she didnt notice and also it would not make her sick.

1497 days ago
38.

My two cents ;)    

there is a special 5150 type of place for this vile person

1497 days ago
39.

Iswallow    

I swallow that stuff all the time and it never makes me sick. In fact it's really good for my complexion.

1497 days ago
40.

gigi    

She may have just grabbed the bottle to drink and not looked inside. I usually do that because I don't expect anything except water in my water bottle. Never really noticed how many pieces food get inside my water bottle until recently.

1497 days ago
41.

Stupid People Hater    

@ Post 13.

Want to be friends? :)

1496 days ago
42.

CCC    

That is one sick Mo-Fo. I can only hope he gets what's ***ming to him in prison.

1496 days ago
43.

Ali    

Why would ingesting semen make her feel sick?
Also, wouldn't the water taste a little...off? And she drank it anyway? I don't believe it.

1496 days ago
44.

bob    

I feel bad for the dude if his pole was so small it could fit in the top of that bottle.
I certainly wouldn't fit!

1496 days ago
45.

kimd    

I realize other comments have stated this but I can't resist.EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

1496 days ago
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