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Gloria Allred -- I'm Going After That Jerkoff Guy!

8/18/2010 1:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The woman who claims a male co-worker secretly and dishonorably discharged himself into her bottle of water ... which she then unknowingly drank ... could be on her way to a serious money shot -- because TMZ has learned she's officially hired Gloria Allred.

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As we previously reported, cops in Orange County, California arrested the 31-year-old suspect yesterday after a DNA test allegedly connected the man to the gunk in the water bottle.

No word on when the first press conference is set to go down ... but you better believe we'll be there.


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46.

spinner25    

I'm calling BULL**** on this one.

SEMEN is VERY NOTICABLE when mixed with a liquid. (I only know because I had a guy try this SAME thing with me in college).

Semen is thick, water is not. You can VERY CLEARLY detect sperm in any liquid unless it's dark like soda. Water is clear.

The is just another ludicrous and frivolous lawsuit. You guys should know this since Allred is aboard!

1525 days ago
47.

Jason    

As if Gloria is the all decent person herself,,, she ordered a limo from my company,, made the driver go to pick her up 5:00AM and never showed up,,,she refused to pay my driver who is her regular hard working driver who never lies. Drivers who are struggling due to this strained economy. We were nice enough to offer her a free ride the next day and this time cancells 2 hours before service... then actually thought we can offer another free ride after this !!

Gloria,,, is just another arrogant lawyer who thinks she is the high authority on descency,, what a joke !!! But I hope she fries this guy who rapes bottled water.

1524 days ago
48.

my2centsNOW    

She should also go after Dr. Laura Schlessinger (the bleach blonde crypt-kepper) for emotionally abusing Jade!!!

1524 days ago
49.

my2centsNOW    

Gloria Allred is like the Jerry Springer of lawyers!! LOL!!

1524 days ago
50.

emerald    

ROFLOL!!! God the woman looks like a witch in this photo - pity when I first saw the story I thought it happened to HER and some guy was getting his revenge lol!!
Though the guy was in the wrong, what the hell possessed a man in this day and age where DNA is easily available to figure he wouldn't be caught out?! Muppet!! There's two sides to every story though and I just wonder what his story will be, since Allred is now involved we're bound to hear it all lol!! Wonder if the woman was an ex, or someone with an axe to grind that affected his employment - hope he's got some money though, that's all Allred cares about and I can't see him being poor lol!!!
BTW I am not condoning what he did in any way but you know if it had been Allred's bottle of water you'd have all been pissing yourself with laughter for days lol!!

1523 days ago
51.

TMZISAPIECEOFSHIT    

Gloria needs a good old fashion roll in the hey. She is a glorified "ambulance chaser" who needs to take a chill pill.
I bet she pisses standing up to prove she won't be out done and showers in a business suit.

1523 days ago
52.

Debbie    

I commend Gloria for her work! I could have lived my entire life off of sexual harassment lawsuits alone. I cannot understand why men just Cannot get the hint when a women is Not Interested, and have to stoop to such tacky means. Obviously he wanted to sleep with her and she Did Not. A simple would you like to go out? If she says No, then she's not interested. If she says Yes, then she is. If you continue after a No or body language that reeks No, after that IT'S HARASSMENT. Keep in mind that most gorgeous women still need to work. They are also accustomed to gorgeous men, not the office blob that can only get a gorgeous chick through job intimidation. The bullying ass should be in jail. Pay attention men, if you don't have her phone number, never been to her house, she ignores you, walks away repeatedly, THEN IT'S A NO. Don't keep trying after that IT'S HARASSMENT. Men need to realize that what they see on porn sites are Not the norm of most women and act accordingly. Like a gentlemen for example would be a great start. Constant sexual innuendos towards women that are Not interested is annoying, disheartening, gross and childish. Most men just need to grow up (if they ever do). Keep in mind that we are not beneath you just because we are female. At least not in the United States. If you believe otherwise, then you are probably living in the wrong country. Thanks again Gloria. We really do need your protection in the working environment.

1484 days ago
53.

blowndodge    

When is the news media going to stop taking this ignorant ambulance chaser seriously and not show to her "press conferences" on television? Just once I'd like to see her call for one and nobody showed...

Since when has the non media public given a sh*t about her opinions????

1483 days ago
54.

stan    

Debbie #56, do you have someone following behind you with a magnet to pick up all those loose screws falling from your head?

1482 days ago
55.

Debbie    

Stan#58, you must be one of those office blobs that chase gorgeous chicks around the job that are waaaay out of your league. Just saying.. guys can't get the hint when a woman is
Not interested, and have to resort to tacky measures like job sabotage or placing sticky substances in water bottles. Body Language 101 would be great. Learn it guys. Bet he gets the hint now..YA THINK?

1482 days ago
56.

Mee    

Sounds like witchcraft, heard about similar stuff in South America to make a girl love you and woman put a tortilla under their armpit then feed it to the guy too.

1482 days ago
57.

NICOLA IACOVETTI    

It shows you how far our society has gone. We are at the lowest end of our moral Spectrum and it looks as thopugh we will not recover any time soon... doubt me?? look at tv and your pc .. all the filth and porn... and we are supposed to be broke... no money only to feed this disease of ours.!!!GOD HELP US... THAT MAN OR DISGUSTING SICKO SHOULD BE IN JAIL!

1478 days ago
58.

Debbie    

I agree #61. Unfortunately I have seen men in the workplace running a sexual muck with the women that have to work there. This guys M.O. was clearly a way to get back at her for not "putting out". Basically cramming the idea down her throat. Another form of sexual harassment is Retaliation. Men need to chill at work and keep their porn surfing private and not bring this idea to work. And No, women did not ask for our explicit bodies. You'd think after millions of years men would get used to this by now and treat us like a person instead of walking body parts. Let's show some courtesy in the workplace guys. And, after what I've been through.. I plan to give God a punch in the nose.

1478 days ago
59.

Marko    

This guy doesn't need jail time, he needs to be in a mental hospital..check back with the hot chick a few years from now and he will wonder why he ever had an interest in the hippo...

1278 days ago
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