
We ran into Papa Hilton at LAX yesterday and tossed tons of Paris questions his way -- unfortunately he only mimed his answers back to us.
A preview of Paris' defense strategy, perhaps?

he was always a *****! he should have half the guts/nuts his father and grandfather had...
I think something is wrong with the guy. Every time I've seen him, he seems bat**** crazy, it kinda makes sense.
Just as much of a Schmuck as the kid. Overconfident. The apple does not fall far from the tree. Paris is too old to be in this kind of trouble. And then, she tells George Costanza kind of lies when she gets caught.
This is the difference between someone who has earned their money and someone sadly who has inherited their money. The first has respect for their place in society and the latter does not feeling a sense of over stated entitlement at the expense of society.
How sad that a family who had so many possibilities wastes their resources and time on meaningless activities. Paris is old enough reaching the middle years of 30 to take responsibility for her own actions. She is not a child nor should she be shielded like one. Her parents won't be here forever at some point she will be on her own. So why shuttle Paris off to Hawaii? Why mime a news reporter like a little child? Simply say and do nothing Rick...time will take care of things whether you like the outcome or not...
Vegas will take care of Vegas...and make some money doing it...never fear. As far as Paris no one cares...she will be another headline one day and her parents will say they did all they could.......perhaps that isn't the same as all they should but she is grown up...not the 12 year old she tries to act like. Barbie dress up...oh well and life goes on.
He raised spoiled brat and shame on him and her mother, they aren't any better then the Lohans.
He's a moron. They have been given all their money. Just goes to show that all morons should be sterlized.
Paris is a bit "long in the tooth" for you to whip her parents for her illegal deeds. True they forgot to instill certain moral values into her head but she is an adult. Paris has to take 100% responsibility for her actions. Her first project is learning to take responsibility for her actions without looking for some weak kneed flunky to step in and take her punishment. (Good luck with that)
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