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Alleged Water Bottle Whack Job Pleads Not Guilty

9/14/2010 1:34 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The guy who allegedly pulled the ol' 5-knuckle shuffle into his female co-worker's water bottle -- which she then unknowingly DRANK -- just pled not guilty to a handful of charges during his arraignment in Orange County.

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As we previously reported, 31-year-old Michael Lallana has been charged with six misdemeanors, including two counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault.

After the hearing, Gloria Allred said the alleged 0914_allred_presser_small
victim/client was "horrified, disgusted and emotionally traumatized".

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1.

Wanda    

You won't notice it, if it's a non-transparent bottle.
Gross!

1450 days ago
2.

iamsuperdan    

Like she hasn't swallowed before.

Yeah, it's disgusting to drink it without knowing, but is it really lawsuit worthy?

1450 days ago
3.

Abe    

Hey Wanda...how many non-transparent water bottles have you seen?

x

1450 days ago
4.

viper1st    

Okay - She's 29yrs old & never tasted a man's semen before?

How many other men does she need to file exact same charges against?

1450 days ago
5.

Abe    

I think that's what Harvey drinks out of that mug on the show everyday...

Water with semen in it.

x

1450 days ago
6.

Elsa    

Was it salty? lol

1450 days ago
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Shaydie    

Can't believe all the "blame the victim" people on TMZ.

Anyhow, that is disgusting and foul, not to mention dangerous (who knows what he has) and I hope she gets everything he owns.

1450 days ago
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Sonia    

So, does every single case that Gloria has have to have a press conference? Do all lawyers do this? NO! The victim doesn't want to release a statement or have her name released yet she is standing in front of the cameras for all to see. If that were true, she would have let the lawyer speak for her without her being present. Does everyone want there 15 minutes of fame even if they are a victim? I don't get where we've come to in this world....

1450 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

She will get alot of dates now.

1450 days ago
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ScroogeMcDuck    

Does that professional extortionist Gloria Allred always have to hold a press conference for everything? And do you morons, TMZ, really have to cover her?

I feel bad for the victim. At least it's not a story about Allred blackmailing some whore's married boyfriend, I guess. So sick of this old hag.

1450 days ago
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JLS    

The only thing more disgusting than this is when Tiger Woods had unprotected anal sex with a porn star and then went home to screw his pregnant wife putting both at risk for AIDS. Think about it...to give your wife and unborn child a death sentence for an orgasm while you're cheating on her. That's BAD.

1450 days ago
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KARRIE    

@ NUMBER 4...OF COURSE ITS LAWSUIT WORTHY... HE WASEN'T HER BOYFRIEND HE WAS A MANAGER OF A PLACE SHE WORKED WITH... NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TAKE THEIR SPERM AND PUT IT INTO SOMEONES WATER AND THEN THEY DRINK IT UNKNOWINGLY...DISGUSTING AND JUST PLAIN WRONG. YOU DONT DO THAT TO SOMEONE..SHE PROBABLY DIDNT WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM AND THEN HE DID THAT. SUE HIM FOR EVERYTHING HE HAS...LET HIM ROT IN JAIL!!!!!!! LET SOMEONE AT JAIL DO THAT TO HIM...KARMA IS A B*TCH

1450 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

BTW... There is no such thing as the '5-Knuckle Shuffle.' It is 14-Knuckles. Count your damn knuckles on one hand, TMZ.

1450 days ago
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Susan    

Wow. That is not even funny. Hell yes, it is the first case Gloria has had that I think the victim should be compensated. Really, the first true victim. It wouldn't be so funny if it were your sister or loved one. Sick bastard needs jail time to enjoy some semen himself!

1450 days ago
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sloppy seconds    

bwaaahahaha! hilarious! she probably enjoyed flirting with him, but when he wanted to take things to the next level, he of course got the "sorry, but i just enjoy being a selfish bitch and flirting for the attention ONLY!". so, he got even. nice one pal! lmfao!

1450 days ago
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