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Kid Rock: I Tried to 'Moon' My Waffle House Accuser

9/16/2010 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Kid Rock just told a Georgia courtroom that minutes before his 2007 Waffle House brawl -- he tried to give his accuser a view of the "moon" ... but he ran into a little problem around Uranus.  

Kid Rock Moon

Rock told the court that he and Harlen Akins were exchanging middle fingers during an early morning exchange in October 2007 ... Rock even claims he tried to flip the infamous "double bird."

But according to Rock, Akins took things to another level when he took his pants down ... so Rock tried to counter with a mooning ... but there was a catch.

Rock claims he couldn't unlatch his custom steer head belt buckle ... so he had to settle with a "small moon ... not a full moon."

He added, "I couldn't do what I wanted to do and give him the full moon ... because he was a smart ass."

The two eventually got into a scuffle that was caught on a Waffle House security camera -- and now Akins wants more than $6,000 in damages.

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northern gypsy    


the waffle house must be thanking it's lucky stars...
all the FREE p.r. and even on tape...sweet !!!
K.R. poor judgement is unacceptable...and badly handled...

1407 days ago
17.

Gibbsy's girl    

Why doesn't he wash that hideous hair of his? He's such a dirt ball! YUCKKKKK!

1407 days ago
18.

beachgal    

I read that he's skinny because he has "the virus"

1407 days ago
19.

sarah    

They don't call Tommy Lee a :Tool" for nothing...Kiddy Rock just couldn't measure up, according to Pam.
He's just found another way of showing his azz.

1407 days ago
20.

SUN    

Something wrong with him... I like Rock, but clearly his people assaulted this guy first in video- he hsould have just gave the guy the 6k, and moved on.

1407 days ago
21.

tom terrific    

Exactly why were 2 grown men giving each other the finger over breakfast at the Waffle House?

How was this then allowed to devolve into a beating?

Aren't bodyguards supposed to move the individual they are guarding to a place of safety if a melee erupts rather than engage in the melee?

Take a couple of deep breaths and both of you GROW UP!!

1407 days ago
22.

AH    

LOL @ CCC

1407 days ago
23.

Melinda    

Kid Rock are you 12 years old? You deserve to be extorted for being so stupid, you redneck ass!

1407 days ago
24.

hotbitch    

Loki4Ever, I understand what you're saying. I'm 32 and will always have a youthful spirit. But a bird-flipping/mooning fight is just utterly ridiculous past the age of 12. Really.

1407 days ago
25.

gayle    

Ummmmm that guy is sooooooooooo frickin gross!! Pam Anderson must have been on acid when she married that dork!!! Yuck!!!

1407 days ago
26.

His Prince Michael    

*Final posting-day at TMZ.com*

It seems as though, most of the "grow-up" comments,
are from females. How many mothers can Kid possibly have?
It's the moral-equivalent of a man telling a female
"I won't let you wear that".
Before you can be real with others, you need to be real with
yourself.
Kid, rock-on!

1407 days ago
27.

andy    

Feel kinda sorry for the transcript note-taker on this one!!!

1407 days ago
28.

funk    

So fat Americans see someone who isn't gross and obese like the rest of you and think, "this guy must have aids!!!"

FFS get off the fast food and go to the gym ya fat****s, how messed up is America when normal weight people are looked at as unappealing.

1407 days ago
29.

charmed    

kid plz do us all a favor and wash that greasy hair of yours or better yet cut it, you look nasty and dirty, i bet u smell to

1407 days ago
30.

Paulie    

I love kid rock, he's just being himself and we're all guilty of immaturity every once in a while. The guy who's suing him wouldn't have bothered if it was a regular joe he got into a fight with, but since it's a celebrity, why not try to get money out of the deal? What a loser, I hope it works out in Kid Rocks favour, he really is a good guy and I bet the people on here criticizing the way he looks doesn't look much better.

1407 days ago
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