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Michael Lohan -- Jesus Is Lindsay's Homeboy

9/23/2010 8:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has learned ... Michael Lohan is showing up to Lindsay's court hearing on Friday -- but according to the actress' father non grata, he ain't going alone ... he's bringing some divine help.

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Michael tells TMZ, he's rolling deep with some guy named Jay Koopman (left) -- an evangelical preacher who currently helps run youth ministries all over the world.

Michael tells us he wants Jay to lend Lindsay some heavenly advice in her time of need -- and hopefully get his derailed daughter back on track.

But here's the rub ... Dina Lohan also plans to show up in court ... and there's a restraining order requiring Michael to stay 100 yards away from her at all times.

A family that prays together ...

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46.

Bippy    

What she really needs to do is get rid of that social circle she runs around in - distance herself from both her mother and father and a change of venue would be great - move to Colorado -Montana or some place other than LA and find a new life!!!

1388 days ago
47.

Amtrak    

#49) Just remember, Michael, if this new arrangement goes south on ya - it ain't cool to sue Jesus.
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Hahaha! I was thinking the same exact thing. Michael ends up suing or publicly humiliating everyone he gets close to. Why do you think Dr. Drew Productions so quickly squashed the rumors that they were backing his "new reality show"?!

Great, great line, "It ain't cool to sue Jesus"!!! And help us all if he posts naked pics of this guy on some web site...ewwww!

1388 days ago
48.

Jeff Becker    

Are Dina & Michael trying to compete with Okasana and the Jackson parents as, "Worst People on Earth" award?
Let's all VOTE

1388 days ago
49.

Joe Dabb Babbalucci    

LiLo is an adult and can represent herself. She is responsible for her actions. Time to face the judge and take the punishment. With luck he'll toss her in jail for the full thirty days, and she can ruminate about her life's path. As for Mikey ... let her be. As for WO ... let her learn to be responsible for her actions. Stop denying the truth. LiLo is messed up. Only she can straighten out her life. After all, she has to face it 24/7.

1388 days ago
50.

Jay    

Lindsay posted this on her twitter yesterday:

YAY one of my drug test violations was dismissed due to a "slip up" in paper work it pays to be rich and famous. Thank god for Disney!

about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

http://twitter.com/LiloInPsychWard

1388 days ago
51.

InTheKnow    

This has more to do with Lindsay rather than her dad and the above story, but I thought it very worth posting.

I was watching an old "Inside the Actor's Studio" interview with Robert Downey Jr. this morning on YouTube.

At about the 5 minute mark, Downey begins to discuss his years of addiction while in the entertainment industry.

One particular comment jumped out at me:
"It's all about not getting your own way".

I think Lindsay has gotten her own way for a very long, long time. Unfortunately, to recovery from an addiction, you have to employ the concept of "NO", saying no to yourself and to people around you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3QW7g9zRT4&feature=related

1388 days ago
52.

james    

stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it... I can't cut myself fast enough to keep up with Michael Lohan. Please GOD kill me!!!!! Why, Mr. Lohan? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Lohan. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Lohan. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Lohan, Why? Why do you persist?

1388 days ago
53.

Loretta    

mike.. give up. She doesnt love you. Its you and dina.. who ****edd up her life. If ud just leave her alone!.. maybe she will start growin up. God.. I dont care for Lindsay either. mike just wants money... from her. Love.. rite.. U are no father.. ****wad!

1388 days ago
54.

2tellthetruth    

Who is that scary fish on the right?

Posted at 12:50 AM on Sep 23, 2010 by bf

It's the JOKER'S twin sister

1388 days ago
55.

InTheKnow    

@ post #55

Look at this US article from this morning. I sent a message to TMZ staff to see if they can verify this.

The headline reads "Lohan drank, 'giggled' as she tweeted confession"

I'm NOT finding it hard to believe.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39323451/ns/today-entertainment/

1388 days ago
56.

susan    

@ 60 InTheKnow

The article you refer to is utter BS. They have changed their story about 6 times now. One of their points is Lindsay posted her confession on her phone. Check her twitter page, it was posted via the web. As they were found out to be telling lies, they have now changed that as well to suit their story. When will people be able to determine that "sources" are just s***my individuals trying to make a quick buck.

1388 days ago
57.

Robert    

First the daughter and now Jesus...double cross...

1388 days ago
58.

truthiness    

Good God, now THAT is a motley crew.

I still have December 31, 2010 in Lindsay's Death Pool, so please hang on until then dear Lindsay, as I could use the $100.

Better yet, just die now so we don't have to look at or hear about your leach parents and poor pitiful you.

We're going to start a second pool on cause of death.

I'm picking solo car crash, so no one else but Lindsay is hurt.

C'mon off a cliff on Mulholland...

1388 days ago
59.

PK    

For umteenth time, these 2 losers should butt out!!!!! They don't give a hoot about Lindsey! All they care about is when will she be going back to court so they can make an appearence to get some publicity for themselves! What don't they understand when everyone is telling them to leave her alone, including Lindsey herself? They just don't get it, never did, never will!

1388 days ago
60.

Wolf    

A great picture of nut jobs.

1388 days ago
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