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Lindsay Lohan

Does Chinese,

No Fortune Cookie

9/24/2010 2:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan will be eating a poor man's Mr. Chow tonight -- dining on Chinese food, Lynwood Jail style.

Lindsay Lohan Jail
Tonight Lindsay will have a choice of beef and broccoli with rice, or beef and broccoli with rice ... or beef and broccoli with rice.

And it gets even better ...  there's also chicken gumbo.

Yum.

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16.

md    

clean up your act lindsey, you're wasting my tax money!!!!

1457 days ago
17.

Lisa    

I wish you would talk about someone doing good instead of Lilo all the time and Mel Gibson. They are getting way more attention than they deserve. I am sick to death of hearing about those two. Oh, and Michael Jackson too. Let that man rest will ya?

1457 days ago
18.

hotro    

Is there any crow on the menu???

1457 days ago
19.

hotro    

Is there any crow on the menu???

1457 days ago
20.

Shea    

Lindsay has had more breaks, help, and goodwill extended to her than any other celebrity in memory.
No one ever got away with this much.

Yet she has exhibited a total disregard for the courts. Amazing, how long she has been able to to this.

1457 days ago
21.

Y do he got    

If U clean the POD don`t eat the five day old rotten chicken in the papersack snackie phoo`you`ll go2medical and they will cut you again

1457 days ago
22.

High Desert    

Sounds pretty good!

1457 days ago
23.

Y do he got    

they`ll be force feeding her MEDS MEDS MEDS forget dinner or gag it`s a hell hole eat the bread and milk flush any trashed foods.Stay off the 500,000 volt shocking door and computer control room cell controls put your plastic lid off your container in front of the door as a wakeup call should a guard try to jump you.Cat nap and be ready

1457 days ago
24.

Jody    

the chicken gumbo might be pretty good. They can keep the beef and broccoli.

1457 days ago
25.

Bob Goodden    

I just ate a potato. Where is the bad jail food? Gumbo?

1457 days ago
26.

Y do he got    

The whole reason the judge locked her down is to put her back on court ordered MEDS MEDS MEDS as they did to her before.IF she take them she will be MJ and thats wHAT the tooth picks HELLYWOOD wants her dead TMZ s digging her grave just like they did to MJ which they pushed INTO that forever sleeper for SONY BILLIONS BILLION BILLIONS next player`ss

1457 days ago
27.

Y do he got    

The more smit they trow at you the more will stick and they are trowing the smit at her IF she takes those court ordered MEDS MEDS MEDS you`ll be reading about her death in two weeks.MED companys use inmates as toys and the currupt system feeds off that including judges cops frats and hellywoods puppets turned so YELLOW FOR U

1457 days ago
28.

Bobby    

@ # 20

lmfao to funny.....

1457 days ago
29.

Bobby    

and yes jail food is typically brand X type food with no labels on the can and i can imagine the beef formerly used to run the ky derby 2-3 years ago.its nowhere near a gourmet meal.the rice will be chewy stiff and dry.broccoli is prolly some nasty food pantry canned crap.and the chicken in the gumbo is prolly left over scraps from processing other foods.

1457 days ago
30.

DANA    

I wish I had this food now at home since I suck at cooking.
I realy wish.
Looks Yamie !!!

1457 days ago
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