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Rachel Uchitel -- Holier Than Thou

9/24/2010 7:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Rachel Uchitel has many names -- The Pilgrim of Mistresses, The $10 Million Holla, Nordegren's Nemesis -- and now she's Reverend Rachel Uchitel. All rise!!  That's what she said.

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TMZ has learned ... Uchitel was ordained this week by Universal Ministries -- an organization which, according to its website, "will ordain anyone, at no charge."

Our sources say Rachel -- who has two close friends with a wedding looming -- wanted to marry them.

And in case you didn't know ... Reverend Uchitel has an interest in married men.

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16.

bubba    

is that blow on her nose? classy. looks like a drag queen/ horseface

1387 days ago
17.

Carvey    

Ironic that she's went from destroying marriages to performing them.

1387 days ago
18.

Bud    

She is now officially an ordained felllatist.:)

1387 days ago
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bring back recent posts    

...I bet u ANYTHING she got the idea from a recent repeat of Family Jewels, and just doin the Shannon Tweed thing.

1387 days ago
20.

Bud    

She is now officially and ordained fellatist. :0

1387 days ago
21.

bring back recent posts    

hmmmm??? wonder if she plays the organ too???? hahahaha

1387 days ago
22.

d    

YOU ARE PATHETIC

1387 days ago
23.

Aspasia    

"At no charge?" I've been a "minister" in the Universal Life Church Inc.for 25 years and it cost me $20.00. They used to run an ad in the back of Rolling Stone mag. Guess I got screwed.

1387 days ago
24.

Texacan    

I'd say she has as much authority to act for God as, Lady GAGA.

1387 days ago
25.

Rose    

OMG every picture I see of her looks so whory. I showed this to my grandma and she was like "tiene cara de puta" she has the face of a whore lol grandma knows!

1387 days ago
26.

B    

Oh, crap. Seeing this story totally reminded me that I got ordained by Universal Ministries when I was 18. Guess I forgot.

Oops.

1387 days ago
27.

oc    

what the hell is wrong with her friends? why would you want someone who shows absolutely no respect for the institution of marriage (after all, the girl is famous for having affairs with famous men who were married) officiating at your wedding?

1387 days ago
28.

6one9    

HYPOCRITE!! What a joke!! Take your 10 million and blow the hell out of America!! No ONE likes you Rachel``` except of course, the men who like it when you `` sucky sucky!! There's a name for females like you ````` WH0RE!!

1387 days ago
29.

6one9    

Oh yeah `````````` Is that coke in your nose? Sure looks like it to me. A coke WH0RE and a home wrecking WH0RE who can marry people now. HYPOCRITE!!!

1387 days ago
30.

jo    

Elin's 'nemesis'? Way to much credit for Rachel Uchitel. Let's compare where they'll both be 5, 10 years from now...Elin will have finished her degree and probably opened up the children's counselling clinic as reported and doing well; RU will either be playing the role of gold digging wife or still chasing after and cheating with the Tigers of the world. Independant of money, Elin before, during and (long)after RU is in a different class in all areas.

1387 days ago
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