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Rachel Uchitel -- Holier Than Thou

9/24/2010 7:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Rachel Uchitel has many names -- The Pilgrim of Mistresses, The $10 Million Holla, Nordegren's Nemesis -- and now she's Reverend Rachel Uchitel. All rise!!  That's what she said.

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TMZ has learned ... Uchitel was ordained this week by Universal Ministries -- an organization which, according to its website, "will ordain anyone, at no charge."

Our sources say Rachel -- who has two close friends with a wedding looming -- wanted to marry them.

And in case you didn't know ... Reverend Uchitel has an interest in married men.

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31.

Jeff Becker    

Reverend Whore

1461 days ago
32.

nisiek    

all ministers, priests, nun, and members of all faiths need to file a class action suit against this W H O R E from HELL, and well, the whole thing reeks...all marriages will fail if this ho is the priest...good luck to her friends...and my advice to them is DO NOT GET A GOLDDIGGING W H O R E to officiate your wedding, that will be the kiss of death.

1461 days ago
33.

Mike    

Maybe Rachael Uchitel could preach in a really skimpy outfit and show off her honkers like Katy Perry did on the Sesame Street show. That might generate some internet traffic and the cable TV news people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng&feature=related

Gotta admit, Katy made me want to play "dress up" with her too. I'm sure plenty of dads in America who were watching the kids when Sesame Street wanted to also. :)

1461 days ago
34.

Chia    

So on someone else's special day, you wants to be center of attention? Did I get this one right?

1460 days ago
35.

Flyleafette    

Well, she's spent enough time on her knees anyways.

1460 days ago
36.

Moe Green    

It/she ain't beautiful! Tiger should never have paid her anything and let things go as they would. How much worse could it have been for him. It's a zillion percent worse for the public in general.

1460 days ago
37.

Dave    

Since EVERYONE is ripping her, I have to admit, I think she's hot and I want to do her.

1460 days ago
38.

fastdriver    

So does that now make her TAX EXEMPT???

1460 days ago
39.

Ernie    

Galatians 6:7-8 (King James Version)

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

1460 days ago
40.

Simon    

Get rich screwing celebrities for money, and TMZ will make you into a celebrity!

1460 days ago
41.

emerald    

ROFLMAO!! Talk about hypocrisy, but then the article states this ministry will ordain ANYONE for money - guess that includes the devil himself then lol!!! Any news on whether she paid in cash or in kind lol?!! It must be wonderful to be a member of a church who will sell ministry's to anyone including paedophiles, mass murderers and rapists - it does say anyone after all lol!!!

1460 days ago
42.

a mere mortal    

I did it too!!
Call me Reverend J from now on!!!!

1460 days ago
43.

HarryPalms    

she was very good at Missionary... next stop was ordination, or urination

1460 days ago
44.

Scot    

I guess if Eddie Long and Ted Haggard can be ordained this ho can be ordained also. Big deal. I wouldn't want her at my wedding.

To Dave @ #39 Do you HAVE that kind of money? :o)

1460 days ago
45.

ex IDOL fan    

Harvey's the most closeted, racist, uninformed idiot at TMZ. The shortest too! Come out of the closet Harvey before your dumb staff outs you!

1460 days ago
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