The Naked Cowboy finally took questions about his candidacy for President of the U.S. during a news conference today -- questions like, "Are you shocked so many people showed up to this nonsense?"
To give you an idea of how ridiculous it was, here are a couple other questions that people asked:
-- "Marry, F, Kill -- the lady on your left, on your right, or Betty White?"
-- "As a man who's never actually been naked in Times Square, do you think you're a dishonest politician?"
It's awesome. Check it out.