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Ralphie May Newsflash -- 'Don't Take Drugs to Guam!'

10/12/2010 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ralphie May has issued an official warning to prospective Guamanian drug smugglers everywhere: don't bother -- according to the comedian, "taking weed to Guam is like taking a sack lunch to a buffet."

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Ralphie -- who was detained by customs in Guam a couple weeks ago ... after accidentally bringing pot on a plane -- landed in L.A. yesterday without incident, telling us, "Don't take drugs to Guam ... There's plenty there."

Ralphie got off the hook with a $100 ticket ... and according to the "Last Comic Standing" finalist, he learned a lot in the process -- like don't pet the drug-sniffing dogs.

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Grandma Cracker    

smart and good looking too!

1387 days ago
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yessir    

WOW THAT GUY IS HUGE!

1387 days ago
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festaga    

what a idiot this guy not even funny he should go on diet first and then come back and try to be funny

1387 days ago
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If sense were common everyone would have it.    

I think this guy needs to drop pot & p/u amphetamines.

1387 days ago
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Zippy T. Pinhead    

Looks like he brought Guam back with him.

1387 days ago
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Cartman    

This guy looks like Cher's kid.

1387 days ago
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Superman    

He doesn't look like the flash. Was he being ironic?

1387 days ago
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Molotov    

Ralphie's pretty funny. I liked his first standup routine on Comedy Central.

1387 days ago
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CrisDizzle    

Is that a flash shirt or a Somoran 'MuMu' he's wearing?

1386 days ago
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snodgrass    

Thought that was Chaz Bono.

1386 days ago
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Jake    

Apparently he likes white power T-shirts as well.

1386 days ago
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dsw    

One funny part of the video was when he attempted to turn around and show his backpack. I thought that I read that he had weight loss surgery, I guess that it didn't take.

1386 days ago

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