'Housewives of Beverly Hills': Who'd You Rather?

You really must start including a "none of the above" option on these polls.

None of them are really attractive, and no.4 is downright hideous!

I wouldn't want any of those ugly dames.

They are pathetically phony.

Yuck!

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Somebody make Bravo stop!

Now THIS group should rightfully have been labeled "Desperate Housewives"! They all look like over the hill Las Vegas showgirls! Ugh!

This group is like a line up for the chicken ranch. Tacky!

Boobs on #1 will give me nightmares tonight.

#5 is skanky and looks around 60.

Lets wait until they open their mouths

Definitely Kyle . . . but would that mean I'd have to hang with her moron niece, Paris Hilton?

Who'd I Rather what?

Do? Not enough booze, cocaine and money in the world to do any of 'em.

Be? Given the choice of them, right now I'd rather be Greg Giraldo.

Not even the talents of "Dr. 90210" could help this batch of battle-axes. A couple of them have had facelifts that pulled them tighter than a snare drum, & a few need to have that drum tuned!

Beverly hills should be embarrassed by these women. If that is what money buys you..... I'd rather be in the middle class!

I knew #3 was going to win before even voting. Listen up women.....STOP BLEACHING YOUR HAIR!!!!! #3 looks the most natural. #5 lost because face doesn't match body...she looks like the head of a ghost.

BTW - I thought it was a BAD thing to have different color "roots".

Number 5 is the only hot one in the pic. Sign me up!