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Jasmine Waltz vs. Rachel Uchitel

Who'd You Rather?

10/14/2010 4:40 PM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

Jasmine Waltz is getting famous for being David Arquette's rebound chick, while Rachel Uchitel made a name for herself by being Tiger Woods' mistress #1.

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Molotov    

Hoo boy. This ought to be fun. Let the trashing begin!

1472 days ago
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WaxOnWaxOff    

I wouldn't mess with either of these sperm belching, gutter sluts unless I had a gun to my head. And in THAT case, it would have to be Waltz. They both make me sick. All plastic, silicone, and botox...

1472 days ago
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Katrina    

EWWW!!!Both are whores. NEITHER

1472 days ago
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Bippy    

Thanks Harvey!!! For providing us with whores - but who is gonna pay for em??? You going to take the money from petty cash?? - You should know that B-i-T-C-H-E-S like these go for millions!!!!!!

1472 days ago
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Cravin Morehead    

They're both beat whores, but RU just looks like a worn out hag!

1472 days ago
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jeff    

Hey TMZ, when conducting your "Who'd You Rather" poll, add a check box for "I'll Pass"

Some of us have standards and taste.

1472 days ago
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Maria    

Is it me or does Rachel Uchitel look like a transvestite!! Just saying.

1472 days ago
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Superman    

How come you never have a "f-king no way" or a "neither" option?!?!?

No doubt you would get some STD with these whores!!!

1472 days ago
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hatingarizona    

"neither" or "none of the above" as an option please

1472 days ago
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Kim    

Not sure which surprises me more. The fact TMZ needs to ask or that Rachel has 15%

1472 days ago
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Bippy    

Question should be - Whose STD strain would you prefer??

1472 days ago
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Me    

I think Rachel does actually look like a tranny.Actually I think she kinda resembles a horse. Except for the boobs, I don't think
Jasmine looks fake at all. Come on guys- really??? She too cute, WTF?

1472 days ago
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unreal    

LOL! RACHAEL looks like a filthy bag lady garbage pail kid next to that girl! AWESOME! LOLOLOLOLOL

I think I get it now, Tiger must have gotten his sexual thrills feeling DIRTY AND NASTY sleeping with her, the opposite of what his image is, that HAD to have been the "thing".

His lovely, decent wife at home but his dirty ugly skank out in the streets.

1472 days ago
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RD    

The question should be which STD homewrecking whore would you rather, dirty, nasty gross.. some people have standards.

1472 days ago
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Me    

I would like to also add that when ever there is a mistress everybody has to bash their looks. Yeh, Jasmine may be a slut,homewrecker, golddigger etc. BUT she is STILL really cute. I am just saying.....

1472 days ago
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