Michael Lohan -- I'll Become a Drunk For Lindsay

OMG! This is PREPOSTEROUS, perhaps the most LUDICROUS thing I have EVER heard!

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John: Wait till the camera shuts off at 4a.m, park off of Country Club, then scale hedges. I will be the one dressed as a confederate soldier riding piggyback on a large naked woman who resembles Chastity Bono. Remember: your jousting lance cannot be over 14feet in length or 2 inches in diameter & you must use a saddle. Have your naked carrier stand in the orange circle on the S.lawn, after the bell sounds 3 times run straight north. FYI Dean won last week.

He has other children who don't talk to him either--doesn't he care about getting back in their lives too? Oh, that's right--no publicity or $$ when it comes to the other kids.

This whole family is seriously one big joke, I am ashamed that they even represent normal Americans

Publicity stunt and I believe she and Dina are in on it. They want to keep her name and image out there while she's drying out. Has she had him served with a cease and desist order? Noooo.

Lohans are so very well suited for the tabloid bottom feeders.

What an idiot. He just needs to leave her alond and go away. He is such a ridulous man. She will crash and burn all on her own.

A HELLO A DAD GOING TO DRINK AND REHAB TO SHOW HIS DAUGHTER TO HELP HER A WHAT DOSE THAT SAY TO ALL THE YOUNG GIRLS WHO HAVE A DAD TO LOOK UP TOO?

GENIUS!

what a sad, sad little man! And people wonder why this poor girl has turned out the way she has.

I don't really care what ML does. Does anyone?
He is just another fame w++++

oK SO HE WANTS TO HELP HIS DAUGHTER WHO HAS A ACTING CAREER SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD, AND HE WANTS TO GO TO REH HAB TO HELP HER? I think Califorina needs a law to help those child actors to protect them from there parents, look at all the yound children in pictures and see were they end up> who fault dose it ly?

They're brainwashing her and she won't even recognize her father when she gets out. She needs her father to save her now before its to late.

I Salute You Michael Lohan!

Work on yourself, Michael. Find contrition, humility, get some balance in your life and exercise true generosity (which includes giving people space). You might have to do that for 10 years, but if you can achieve that, your daughter will come back to you without your even asking.

I feel bad for Lindsay. No wonder the poor girl is so screwed up. Look at what a screw-up moron her dad is.

I also am willing to drink free booze if it will say Lindsay!

I will stand with Michael Lohan and get drunk to save Lindsay, as long as he's buying.