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T.I. -- Gettin 'Creamed' By the Prison Chef

10/28/2010 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It ain't The Ivy ... but TMZ has learned T.I. will have a few culinary options when he begins his stint in an Arkansas prison on November 1st -- options that include something called "creamed beef."

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If you recall, T.I. was sentenced to 11 months behind bars for violating his probation, stemming from a federal gun conviction back in 2009 ... but enough history ... here's the prison menu:

Breakfast:
An Orange
Hot Oatmeal
Creamed Beef
Home Fried Potatoes
Biscuits or Wheat Bread
Skim Milk

Lunch:
Fried Fish or Baked Fish or PB&J
Mac and Cheese or Baked Potato or Peas
Corn Bread or Wheat Bread
Desert or Fresh Apple

Dinner:
Chicken Patty or Chicken Salad or Grilled Cheese
Baked Potato or Navy Beans or Salad
Hamburger Bun or Wheat Bread

Who's hungry!??


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16.

Sarafina    

Why so many choices?? They're eating better than me and my family and we're not the criminals!!

1459 days ago
17.

Flower    

Sounds better than a lot of elderly and other struggling persons eat in this country every day. I don't see any Alpo on the menu.

1459 days ago
18.

TexasAnn    

We always called it SOS when I was a kid. Brown hamburger meat, add some chopped onion, add a little flour and make it kinda pasty. Pour in some milk (if you have it) or water and stir till thick. Serve over white bread toast.It's poor folks food--stretches a half pound of ground beef enough to serve six.

1459 days ago
19.

janet    

I doubt prison guards are going to hand out menus. You get what you get.

1459 days ago
20.

chicagannie    

There's more on his prison menu than my children and I will eat today. Sad.

1459 days ago
21.

Katrina    

I wish I could afford to eat that well. I'm on my way to Arkansas to start my crime spree!!!!

1459 days ago
22.

ABC    

You spelled dessert wrong.

1459 days ago
23.

kristie    

damn, convicts eat better than i do. i knew i should've chosen a life of crime.

1459 days ago
24.

Eliot    

1. A roof over your head, beddings and your own private toilet.
2. Three complete meals a day with choices.
3. 24-7 security with roaming guards.
What more can a guy asks, thats why I dont see too many bums
around nowadays.

1459 days ago
25.

Vera    

For those who think that menu sounds good have never been to jail or prison. It only looks good on paper sweety. I was in jail for 14 hours. I had ham, beefstew, bread, a fruit, water, and milk. The ham looked like a large cork (seriosuly, I never seen anything like it), the beef stew looked like throw-up. I only ate the apple and drunk the water and I gave the rest to some crack addict.

1459 days ago
26.

imbees2@aol.com    

It's called creamed dried beef. AKA s**t on a shingle. It's actually quite good. I grew up on it and still make to this day from scratch. I think it's an East Coast thing. I live in LA and they don't have it here. In "Denny like" places back East, they have on the menu.

1458 days ago
27.

imbees2@aol.com    

It's called creamed dried beef. AKA s**t on a shingle. It's actually quite good. I grew up on it and still make to this day from scratch. I think it's an East Coast thing. I live in LA and they don't have it here. In "Denny like" places back East, they have on the menu.

1458 days ago
28.

Northerner    

hey, i was in prison for three years and let me tell you that the food was G O O D ! ! ! and you got plenty of it. and the best part was all the milk you could drink! mmmmmmm but that was the only good thing about prison.

1458 days ago
29.

gwhite    

Um from arkansas t.i called us the armpit of america his stay wont be nice this time get u sum ky.

1454 days ago
30.

Lisa    

Hell chipped beef over toast is the best, I hope TI Isnt complaining. My grandma made the best!!!

1421 days ago
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