Joe Francis Marries Christina McLarty

She has to be a porn star and gold-digger, because there's no way in hell any other type of woman would date such a low-life piece of crap.

What's with the Jersey Shore tan?

How long until 1) an 'incident' happens 2) she gets a restraining order (requirement for any woman who's going to sue) 3) Sue, sue and sue some more.

Nice try trying to look more like a family guy, but it's only going to backfire when she makes him look bad and sues for everything.

The guy is a proven rapist and a misogynist and I have to question what kind of low-self-esteemed woman devoid of any sense of self-respect would want to bind herself to this pig.

That being said, I will give him props for the civil ceremony only. Stay away from the paper - marriage does not work. Ask the 50% divorce rate in America if I'm lying.

Ah...a white wedding dress...so virginal (yeah right).

Seriously? Only one comment so far on how they're both orange?

How do you tell your parents you're marrying the guy responsible for Girls Gone Wild?!

I can't believe any woman is stupid enough to marry that piece of trash. Guess she won't have any problem with HER daughter (when/if she has one) appearing in one of his trashy videos.

Why can't J. Francis get abducted in Mexico and disappear. What a douche.

I hope I am wrong but this man is hardly husband material. You never know about people behind closed doors, but he does not have any respect for women. That much is obvious and he just seems obnoxious and s***my. Women can be so foolish. Who told her to marry this man? Charlie Sheen's soon-to-be-ex.

Civil ceremoney huh? This is so he can have it invalidated just like Mick Jaeger did to Jerry Hall. Just wait...and it probably won't be long...she'll get fed up with his shena****ns, want a "divorce" and she won't be entitled to forture she thought she would be. It's so predictable. The ONLY questions is how long it will be. Anyone want to place a bet?

who cares. The guy's a pig.

The poor girl. I'm sure he got hitched in Mexico so he can buy out someone to leave her with NADA.

Holy Hell

Someone actually married this douche? Seriously? Hope she like getting cheated on with barely legal drunk college sluts. ****, she might be one of the drunken sluts I referred to earlier.

Such a downer. I used to love her do the entertainment pieces on our local news and thought she was so hot. Now this? I'm limp, if you get my drift. I hope they go off to their private haunt and guarantee there will be a video. We already know what a creep he is. Now he has his opposite number in life.