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Steven Slater

I'm a Rapper Now, B*tches

11/17/2010 7:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater is now a professional RAPPER -- and TMZ has obtained his new song ... a song that makes Angelina from "Jersey Shore" look like friggin' Jay-Z.

Steven Slater Rap Video
Dude just scored a contract to spit some rhymes for a company called Line 2 -- a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting ability on airplanes that have Wi-Fi.

As for some of the lyrical gems ...

My name is Steven Slater...
And I'm no longer blue...
Now don't be a hater...
Cause you never flew.

Now I'm pimping Line 2...
And the killer app it is...
My legal fees are paid...
By the .com biz.

Climb into the cockpit...
And throw all the switches...
Now you're using Line 2...
I'm Steven Slater bitches.

Dope.

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46.

Dan F.    

It's the Emperor!!

1442 days ago
47.

om    

He looks like the evil lord from Star Wars.

1442 days ago
48.

moveover    

This guy is now officially in the same category with the Balloon Boy's idiot father!

1442 days ago
49.

StubbyCub    

Enough with him already!!!! He's making the rest of us gay men look bad.

1442 days ago
50.

Angela    

Gay, southern, and rap don't mix.

1442 days ago
51.

kathy    

He SUCK'S !!!! I would rather bring Vanilla Ice back. lol

1442 days ago
52.

lainieroy    

check out the 3 items on him here. the column is especially awesome:
http://www.fbombcafe.com/search/label/Steven%20Slater

1442 days ago
53.

tfg    

he looks like the lordsith from star wars

1442 days ago
54.

NelsonH    

This should sweep the Grammy's next year.

1442 days ago
55.

TongTeets    

Wow, that is so totally cool! Loven it!

www.privacy-tools.edu.tc

1442 days ago
56.

anthony    

Re - Farkel - I'll say what I'm thinking: ignorant straight people who make blanket statements about minority groups are ignorant a-holes.

"OK. I'll say what everyone is thinking:

Gay people make me want to throw up.

Posted at 2:26 PM on Nov 17, 2010 by Fred Farkel"

1442 days ago
57.

elizabeth204    

hhhhhhhhhooooooollllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy **** i feel brain washed

1441 days ago
58.

Right    

Fred Farkel GET A ****ING LIFE.

1441 days ago
59.

SD    

Somebody needs to put a bullet in this fat, ugly sac of s.h.i.t. Put him out of his misery, once and for all. Yuck!

1441 days ago
60.

privvy    

WOW...Slater, Em, and Fitty oughta lay a track.....

1441 days ago
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