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Steven Slater

I'm a Rapper Now, B*tches

11/17/2010 7:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater is now a professional RAPPER -- and TMZ has obtained his new song ... a song that makes Angelina from "Jersey Shore" look like friggin' Jay-Z.

Steven Slater Rap Video
Dude just scored a contract to spit some rhymes for a company called Line 2 -- a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting ability on airplanes that have Wi-Fi.

As for some of the lyrical gems ...

My name is Steven Slater...
And I'm no longer blue...
Now don't be a hater...
Cause you never flew.

Now I'm pimping Line 2...
And the killer app it is...
My legal fees are paid...
By the .com biz.

Climb into the cockpit...
And throw all the switches...
Now you're using Line 2...
I'm Steven Slater bitches.

Dope.

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jeebus    

We'll see if he slides out on this one too.

1331 days ago
62.

Guyver    

DJ DARTH SITH

1330 days ago
63.

Tim Arnold    

Something, something dark side.

1330 days ago
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Lloyd Whiteurst    

OK people. Calm down. It's just not that serious!! Move on.

1330 days ago
65.

Naija    

This idiot should be given to inmates.

1329 days ago
66.

hit the slide    

aw come ooonnnnnn. The guy is a working class hero, don't vent your prejudices and be a hater. I love it that he had the bollox to hit the slide. Haven't you ever wanted to quit at the peak of a bad day? Having to baby and cater to a spoiled brat adult with a huge sense of entitlement would be soul destroying, not sure how he lasted 20 years. Hope he gets rich off it.

1328 days ago
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Khymera    

This rocketed straight to the bottom of the BET's charts.

1291 days ago
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