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Lindsay Lohan ... The Movie Role of Her Life

12/27/2010 9:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan followers have clearly missed the boat ... her alcohol and cocaine-fueled hijinks, reckless driving, failed rehab attempts, career-ending partying and ruthless hangers-on are actually comedy gold ... at least according to the guy who's making a movie about her life.

Lindsay Lohan Movie
Lydia Hearst will play LiLo in Charles Casillo's new movie, "Dogs in Pocketbooks."  Casillo told the New York Post, "Lydia will play a bratty movie goddess in and out of rehab, in trouble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory paparazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and crazed media."

Casillo says the script is a satire ... the only glaring omission from the description -- scheming, sponging parents whose lives derail their child.

Hilarious! 


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31.

Lucky_130    

Yeah well, If Dina was anything like Courtney Love in real life, I highly doubt Michael would still be alive. Just sayin

1333 days ago
32.

Katers    

This STUPID little trick will agree to let ANYONE play her. She just better not receive royalties. I can't STAND Lindsay Lohan. I don't think anyone else can either.

1333 days ago
33.

smashley    

ok so we know its gonna be super shtty based on that lame ass title but that girl is WAY HOTTER than Lilo so yay for that.

just say no to gingers!!!

kidding, kidding.

1333 days ago
34.

bored    

Sounds pointless.

1333 days ago
35.

Get a Nose Job, please!!!    

Sitting Bull, you are Lindsay, aren't you? Only a demented Lindsay would write such a letter. Maybe you were a cute little girl but now you are a nutty, ugly looking old hag. Why do you think you are so special that you can get away with all your pathetic, crazy behavior? Grow up and Shut up !!!!!!! AND. go away !!!

1333 days ago
36.

boobymanz    

Cue bitching, moaning and lawsuits claiming defamation from the as**** family in 3...2...1...

1333 days ago
37.

lou    

This is about as "hot" as LL gets:
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LINDSAY LOHAN HOT FOOTS IT OUT OF THE BETTY FORD CLINIC ...

1333 days ago
38.

lou    

Sitting Bull = the minority of one. Have fun sitting in the theater all alone with your popcorn waiting for Lindsay's next movie, cause it ain't gonna happen. Girl has flaked too many times on producers. She's cost them a lot of money...is not reliable...is no longer a big draw. And looks old. Really, what does she have to offer that hundreds or even thousands of other, younger actresses cannot provide? Even Lydia Hearst does a better, prettier LL than LL herself. More popcorn?

1333 days ago
39.

Tom    

She's an order of Magnitude prettier than Lindsey. She wouldn't have to be very good to have more talent either. Amazing what a toll the drugs and alcohol take. Not to mention the bad attitude! She will step in front of Lindsey and take it all away. You go girl...

1333 days ago
40.

Pistol    

It sould be 'Pocketbook Dogs', not, 'Dogs In Pocketbooks'.

1333 days ago
41.

Lindsays Friend    


Hi Lindsay!!

Merry Christmas boo'ful!

-- won't say much here ... I hate that I have to use tmz to 'talk' with you ...

-- what a friggin' mess ! ...

-- but that seems to happen a lot !!

-- stupid satan !!

-- when the subtle stuff no longer works he has to use the obvious ...

-- never you mind ... he always loses in the end

I hope you are doing ok -- who really needed this added poop !

Did you receive The Christms Present ?

The Present ...

-- Who forgives and Heals our past ...

-- and Holds our future ...

-- With Him -- FOREVER!!!


I am still, as always, praying for you, Lindsay.

As always, in HIS LOVE, Who Loves you MORE than anyone ever can... FOREVER!!!

Your Affectionate Fan

1332 days ago
42.

Mike    

Not much chance of a lawsuit here.

Parodies/satirical works are protected so as long as the movie doesn't use LiLo's name ("misspellings" and/or similar-sounding names are fair game) and the movie doesn't claim to be factual, the producers should have no problem making this film.

How do you think "Law & Order" gets away with this? It's OK to be "inspired by actual persons/events" so long as you add a disclaimer stating that the work in question does not represent the truth.

Nope. No problem here.

1332 days ago
43.

Wiley    

S*itting Bull: Here's some of what she's got on her plate. Keep in mind, she's never had a successful movie part as an adult. Looks like all her movies have been low budget and speculative. Her movie Labor Pains opened in 6 theaters in Romania last year.

The Dry Gulch Kid: Luck Films. A Willie Nelson production. Supposedly Matthew McConaughey, Woody Harrelson & Willie Nelson starring with an est. $3M budget?

One Night with You: Bang Productions? Romantic comedy co-starring Taylor Swift? No budget yet.

Black Friday 3-D: Blood Worx Films. Co-starring Beth Behrs? Budget est. $10M.

She definitely isn't getting $10M per movie. Most of her movies didn't even have a $10M budget.

1332 days ago
44.

Biily    

#12 "She (LL) is well respected in Hollywood"

Excuse me. Of whom are you speaking? NOT ONE PERSON IN HOLLYWOOD IS STANDING UP FOR LILO IN ANYWAY.
tom Cruise did NOT respond to Lilo's fishing for support from him. NO RESPONSE. THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES!
Perhaps you missed the Glee "thing". That was no accident. It was a planned situation to help EDUCATE young people to undertand that LL path is destrucitive and humilating.
SHe does not have ANY offers at this time.
She does not have an offical agent of standin, or anyone working PR for her with half a brain.
The Lohans are all that is left of The Lindsay Lohan Business.
She does not have any professionals working for her, or behind her. it is obvious by what goes around about her.
Lindsay only has an attorney because Holly can NOT ethically QUIT LOHAN, did you somehow miss that Lindsay's shopping binge for half a dozen NEW attorneys resulted in NOT ONE OF THEM taking her case?
Further, your little name shows you haven't been here before, and it's strange is it not, that someone soooo supportive of LL has not been seen before?
You post are DELUSIONAL.
If there is ONE PERSON IN HOLLYWOOD that has ANY RESPECT or INTEREST in helping LILO -- in ANY WAY, may they make that known NOW.
WHY DO YOU THINK GLEE's response to Lindsays Boo-hoo over her feelings getting hurt was:
"Don't take things so personally."
That was THE BEST THEY COULD DO!
That was a very elequant way of saying:

STFU you STUPID ASS BITCH!
Write anything you like, it ammusing to see what you come with next DINA. Apparntly reading you own post gives you some type of hope, but NOONE has any plans whatsoever of ever hiring LILO again, not even taking a meeting.
Check it out!
And if she still has any cash..you can expect her civil suit to turn her pockets inside out and shake her uncounscious.
Have a nice day!
She IS going back to jail, you know?

1332 days ago
45.

Biily    

#42 The reason people are interested in Lilo is because she is A FREAK and they are trying to understand her, so they can protect themselves and their kids against whatever LL IS AND HAS.
Some guy in RI.eh? Where has your support for LL been these last 5 months honey? We haven't seen you here before.
Ironic isn't it. Did they just release you?

1332 days ago
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