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Lindsay Lohan -- Stimulating the Housing Market

1/7/2011 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is finally going to solve the real estate problems in Venice, CA ... at least according to  one business owner who's pimping out an apartment complex by touting that LiLo's moving in down the street!

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A TMZ employee was out in Venice last night -- when he noticed a bright scrolling sign advertising a 1 bedroom place ... featuring the following fun-fact: "Lindsay Lohan moving to Venice 2 blocks from here."

Kinda funny ... unless you're Sam Ronson.

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truth    

FIRST

1300 days ago
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Sheeple Herder    

You're sure it's a real estate thing and not a warning sign or an S.O.S.? I think a better warning would be 'Do Not Use Sidewalks Lohan Driving Zone' with a graphic of a pedestrian figure on the ground covered with tire tracks.

1300 days ago
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DANA    

thats not marketing its a warning sign
the skunk is near

1300 days ago
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ME    

THIS JUST IN...LINDSAY LOHAN JUST PICKED HER NOSE! WTF TMZ ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

1300 days ago
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MacGuffin    

Everyone knows where she is living now. It's all over the internet.

The 400 Block of Venice Way. Not exactly beachfront property.

419.

1300 days ago
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justsaying    

will you all leave this lesbo alone. she's going to have enough problems when she dies and have to explain to God why she decided to use her pu&&y for licking, finger poking and dildo using instead of what he intended her to use it for. and i'm thinking the phrase "you made me this way" just ain't going to fly. and don't even think about "i was born this way" either. we all have choices insofar as God is concerned......and in God's eyes....well....it looks like she made hers.

1300 days ago
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justsaying    

will you all leave this lesbo alone. she's going to have enough problems when she dies and tries to explain to God why she decided to use her pu&&y for licking, finger poking and dildo using instead of what he intended her to use it for. and i'm thinking her explanation isn't going to go to well.

1300 days ago
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FruitSalad    

That would be reason for me NOT to move there.

1300 days ago
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FruitSalad    

Unless of course I dealt adderall and coke.

1300 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

wonder when she is going to have her first party and is she going to invite me..
I've just got a hold of some ass kicking weed and im sure she would love it....

1300 days ago
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Sammie    

And this is a selling point? Oh sure. You too can live with the nuts.

1300 days ago
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Mikey    

The only business Lohan will stimulate is the neighborhood walk in health clinic.

1300 days ago
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jus-sayin    

Let the BED BUGS begin to spread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1300 days ago
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HARRY NIPPLES, Jr.    

I heard that mysterious flares were seen shooting from the Crab Nebula - and I wanted to be sure Lilo was okay.

1300 days ago
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artie help    

this is cyber bullying by you guys, leave the girl alone, for goodness sakes.she is a good kid

1300 days ago
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