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Norm MacDonald

OJ Simpson's a

Prison Bitch

1/11/2011 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

O.J. Simpson's a pocketholding jailhouse bitch -- at least according to prison expert Norm MacDonald ... and it's all because OJ committed the wussiest crime ever ... stealing his own football jerseys.

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Norm explained in L.A. Sunday night -- the pecking order behind bars is pretty brutal ... and people who jack their own sports memorabilia are lowest on the totem pole.

A double homicide conviction, on the other hand -- now that will get you respect. Too bad.

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