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Ricky Romance -- Chris Brown Is a 'Humgruffin'

1/13/2011 8:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Singer Ricky Romance has finally issued an apology for threatening to shoot Chris Brown, but in order to understand what the hell he's talking about, you're gonna need a dictionary ... unless you know what the word "nanocephalous" means.


Ricky never apologizes directly to Brown -- instead, he uses all sorts of fancy language to attack Chris ... who famously feuded with Ricky's famous brother Raz B last month.

Among the terminological gems -- fallaciloquences, nanocephalous, macrotus and humgruffin.

Here's the "apology" in full ... good luck:

"I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance."

I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior.

In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better person,” I was wrong.

My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me.

I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.

At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting.

Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.

As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day.

I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you. “

- Ricky Romance


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I totally understand this. What he's saying is wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, sa da tay, dig?

1342 days ago


This guy ricky ro should be in jail. He's a freak. Pretty scary knowing he's not in jail.

1342 days ago


a mind is a terrible thing to waste

1342 days ago


A lot of schizophrenics use made-up words like that and this is exactly what this sounds like

1342 days ago


TMZ stop posting bullsh-t from these two nut job they have a hard on for Chris Brown cant you tell look @ rickey ro ro lips he cant wait too put them on Chris Brown.

1334 days ago


I'm not at all surprised the idiots in this room are blasting Ricky Romance. I have zero idea who he or his cousin Raz B are, but at least Ricky Romance knows how to use a dictionary and thesaurus, introduces the hip hop world to some amazing new vocabulary words (seriously, I am going to be using the word "humgruffin" from now on!!), and has enough common sense to issue a backhanded "apology" to a disgusting pig. Oh, sorry -- a humguffrin. Team Ricky Romance!

1332 days ago


Why is this news? Cause it is about Chris Brown... CMON TMZ there are way more interesting things going on ok. Report on that please!!

1329 days ago
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