Charlie Sheen's Troubled Timeline

FIRST SUCKAS

What is an encoutner???

encoutner (n): A TMZ staffer who can't use spell check.

Why are the events concerning his second wife Muller left out of the timeline?

Tobester...she most likely has really good lawyers.

Hahaha # 1 & 2 you made my day! So tired of this guy, he is going to hurt himself or die from all this junk.

You forgot his run in with the law after he attacked his wife Brooke. This is where his troubles started back up again once they split.

I was also wondering about why the events concerning Muller were left out. It makes sense about the good lawyers.

"Porn star gives blow by blow" link doesn't work. It goes to a story about Dr. Murray. Who tested these links? LOL

I'm sorry, but this "time-line" is SERIOUSLY weak! You repeat things like the Playboy article and the most recent scandal. What about SHOOTING Kelly Preston?? Oh yeah, that was just an accident...whoops. How about the weekly incidents back in the days of the Brat Pack (Charlie is on some lists, off some... but Emilio is on all of them. You can bet in the 80's when Emilio is living it up, Charlie is there with him. I remember lots of stories in the 80's about Charlie and Emilio). What about all the stories of the relationship with Richards and abuse? The Muller incidents? Hell, 2 1/2 men was shut down LESS THAN A YEAR AGO the last time he entered rehab (2/2010). Where is tat? I just think you could do a much better job on a time-line. It would actually make a pretty wild autobiography, but it is not like Charlie needs the money and I am sure he has many chapters left to write.

HELLO!!! You forgot the whole THREATENING TO DECAPITATE his WIFE BROOKE ON CHRISTMAS DAY 2009!!!! That's a biggie.

And to reiterate #10- he SHOT JOHN TRAVOLTA'S WIFE, KELLY PRESTON, in the 90s!

He's Mr. Hollywood!! (Oh wait, he's also an actor).

I think the timeline was only about his prostitution/hooker incidents...Add in the other stuff about Denise and Brooke and this guy is one messed up dude!!! Hopefully the rehab works!!!???!

Charlie Charlie Charlie. They indeed left out Mueller. It's been said that Charlie suffers from extreme paranoia (the heart & soul of the coke/meth beast.) It's probably why he keeps a big ol' gun room in his house. Which explains how he came to shoot a girlfriend by accident once which was also omitted from this timeline. (I want to say he shot her in the hand and that it was Heather Locklear. I might be wrong, but if it wasn't Heather, then it was another piece of hot A-list tail.) As a result of his paranoia, Charlie prefers to stay home and bring the party to him.

But what I'm wondering is where's the briefcase full of blow? Either it conveniently disappeared (how by whom, etc.,) or his being in rehab is a smoke screen designed to buy time for his patch to get around and for his team to figure out how to keep him from serious drug charges.