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Lindsay Lohan: I Don't Do Paperwork

2/4/2011 2:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan does not fill out paperwork when she takes expensive necklaces out of jewelry stores ... she leaves that to her people -- so says Lindsay to her pals.

Lindsay's freedom is riding on her claim that the Venice, CA jewelery store owner loaned her the necklace in question.  Lindsay is telling friends ... "I don't deal with things like that."

Lindsay is passing the whole incident off as a "misunderstanding."  Problem is -- when she figured it out, why didn't she just return the item to the store instead of sending an underling to the LAPD?

Worst case scenario -- Lindsay could face felony grand theft charges which carries a penalty of three years in prison.


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Someone want to explain how she walked out of the store with it? Did she smash the case and grab it and run? did she ask to see it then bolt when she got the chance? Did you come in through the sky light like a cat burglar at midnight? No one can begin to conclude what happened until this question is answered, how is it she came in possession with it?

1267 days ago


What is the moron smoking? Does she really think the LAPD is that stupid to believe that?"

Posted at 9:39 AM on Feb 4, 2011 by patty

Yes Patty. The entire California justice system is stupid enough to believe that crap

1267 days ago


Come on! If there is one person in California that needs to be made an example of, it's this bitch. Send her to prison for 3 years!

1267 days ago


Yes #77 something fishy is going on. Imagine if you did half the things she has wouldn't be at your computer, you'd be in the pokey!! How about the lady from Betty Ford. She was all set to press charges, then WHAM, all of a sudden she won't talk to cops? She def was paid off! Everything hohan did that night out of rehab was breaking the rules....did she get in any trouble? NO! Drug and alcohol test? NO

1267 days ago


How does TMZ get this info? Anyone ever wonder? What friend would talk to TMZ? How could they possibly know what Lindsay is telling friends? The big mouth in Lindsay's life is her father, that's the only thing that would make sense. Her mother wouldn't talk to TMZ about Lindsay and has said nothing, Lindsay has said nothing, Lindsay's lawyer has issued no statements. It's Lisa Bloom and Michael Lohan Sr. (who's really a Jr. by the way) that are babbling while Lindsay, her siblings, her friends that are seen with her, her mother, her lawyer have said absolutely nothing on this matter.

1267 days ago

If sense were common everyone would have it.    

Yeah, you DO paperwork. You ain't Marilyn Monroe & you never will be. Frigging C lister.

1267 days ago


Didn't Lohan also ruin a 6-7k designer dress she expected to keep after a photo shoot and was told no. It may have been the same time she helped herself to other things that did not belong to her.

Posted at 9:51 AM on Feb 4, 2011 by janet


Janet, a poster elsewhere claimed that she actually *peed* on the dress when she found out she couldn't keep it. Revolting, if true! Shows she really does have some serious mental issues.

1267 days ago


It doesn't make sense for her to have stolen the necklace. Did you guys even see the necklace? It's a skinny little gold thing. She has plenty of places who beg for her to wear their stuff. Why would she have to steal it?

Posted at 10:01 AM on Feb 4, 2011 by awestruck

Kelptomania is not about sense. Look at what Winona stole with all the money she had at the time.

1267 days ago


"Why does everyone hate on this beautiful woman.

Posted at 9:19 AM on Feb 4, 2011 by doug pound"

Dina, is that you?

1267 days ago


That's her whole problem in a nut shell, she doesn't feel that she needs to 'deal' with things like the normal person.. she's too good for that, too above everyone else to bother with petty things like laws or common courtesy. So over her, her problems and her I'm special attitude.

1267 days ago


Peel away the drugs,peel away the alcohol,now your getting closer to the real demons in this girls life. She's not in West Hollywood anymore.She thinks she's the Marilyn Monroe of Venice.Until she runs out enablers who help her spin stories for her actions she will never come face to face with the truth.This judge will see through all the smokes screens and still has the final say about her probation.While she's at her AA meeting, her friends and family I hope seek an Al Anon meeting,and just listen.

1267 days ago


Like always, she is full of excuses and explanations and NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING, will happen to her. There are two justice systems, one for normal people, and one for celebrities. She knows this and works it to her advantage. She will never change because she doesn't have to!

1267 days ago


Everyone blabbering about jail time for Lindsay get this through your heads.

Felony conviction for theft of a $2500 dollar piece of jewelry is not likely to get her more than a 6 month sentence, Alexis Neiers got six months for a 500 thousand dollar theft. Six months will actually be 30 days in jail in LA! Same time as Alexis served.

The probation violation will be served concurrently so it will still be 30 days.

Anyone want to bet on Lindsay getting through felony probation without a violation? Violate felony probation and prison not jail time is a real possibility.

After jail the felony probation will be her real problem, no drinking with testing and the probation officer or police can search her or her home without any cause. She will be subject to testing for drugs and alcohol and could be made to wear a SCRAM again.

1267 days ago


Hopefully they will teach her how to "do paperwork" at the precinct when she's booked.

1267 days ago


@lou...yeah she peed or pooped to make sure the dress was completly ruined. Lohan is a real class act.

1267 days ago
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