Mrs. Slash -- I Didn't Kick that Woman ... But I Shoulda!

2/8/2011 2:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Slash's wife Perla Hudson insists she never kicked plus-sized porn model Samantha Slopes in the stomach at an Ozzy Osbourne concert ... but claims, "I should have."

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Perla -- who touched down at LAX yesterday -- took a pretty cheap shot at Slopes' weight before calling the entire situation "retarded."

As TMZ first reported, Slopes filed a police report after the alleged incident. Cops are currently investigating ... so far, no charges have been filed.