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Charlie's Porn Pal Kacey Jordan Sends Text -- 'I'm Pregnant!"

2/13/2011 11:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen got one of those text messages from his porn star friend Kacey Jordan ... saying she's pregnant -- luckily for Charlie the message also said she doesn't think it's his.

Kacey Jordan texts she is pregnant to Charlie Sheen
TMZ obtained the text message Kacey sent Charlie yesterday afternoon (see above). After dropping the bomb -- which must've floored Charlie -- Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation."

As for why Kacey thinks Charlie is in the clear ... he used protection, but Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not sure if it did the trick.

According to our sources, Kacey plans to terminate the pregnancy in the next few days.

We're told Kacey never heard back from Charlie. He probably hasn't picked up his jaw off the ground yet. 

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241.

Emily    

Hrrrmmmm. So she's a glorified prostitute and now a baby murderer. Go find a job where you can make a positive difference in the world, and for the LOVE OF GOD, don't kill your baby! All life has value, even life that is conceived in a drunken and drugged haze. That baby didn't ask for all that pollution, or for her as a mother. If you don't want the child, let someone loving and stable adopt him or her and lead the child down a path to a normal, loving and productive life.

1317 days ago
242.

Chun LI    

Agree with # 91.Charlie is a disgusting POS .

1317 days ago
243.

patty    

Hey Charlie, have you ever heard of a VASECTOMY? With all this free time, take advantage of it and get one.

You have too many damn kids. Just think of all the money you are paying out in child support.

1317 days ago
244.

ashli    

hey kacey... there are places in the world where you can go... you just fill out your name and address on a sheet of paper and a few more things...and then sometimes theyll let you help out their store or business... and theyll pay you.... it is called a job and omg guess what? you dont have to put their body parts in your mouth or take off any clothes, its awsum. you should see about getting one.

1317 days ago
245.

William    

#245 Yoda: "William: Abortion is a beautiful thing, especially when it's some nasty porn skank whore who's too stupid to use birth control and gets knocked up. A fetus isn't a baby, and if a woman wants to scramble its brains and queef it out, it's her right"
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Awwwww. I'm disappointed, Yoda. You didn't accept my invitation to play "Preborn baby and Abortionist" with me.

Why is that, Yoda? Are you a'skeert?

Does throwing Kacey's baby boy under the bus become a new reality when YOU suddenly are the one playing the role of the innocent individual being hunted down? Can't you even pretend to be the helpless, defenseless, innocent baby in the womb?

Sounds to me like you live a life of a two-faced, self-absorbed coward.

No surprise there............that's how all proaborts live. Thanks for being a real-time example for all to see.

Now, run along and act all tough....while at the same time realizing what a pathetic, baby-killing wimpass you are.

1317 days ago
246.

William    

Yoda? For our "Preborn baby and Abortionist" drama game, you will play Kacey's son in her womb. I'll be the abortionist.

For the script, we'll use the words from abortionists themsleves, as provided in their testimony in United States District Court for the Western District of Wisconsin on May 27, 1999, Case No. 98-C-0305-S. (Note: All abortionists are discussing and addressing first trimester abortions.)

We could use ABORTIONIST DENNIS DEAN-CHRISTENSEN's testimony below - and have the suction curettage procedure fail to kill and extract you (thereby, necessitating use of forceps to crush and kill you......removing you from Kacey's womb body part, by body part). But, let's use the other abortionists' testimonies to create our script. Okay?

Again, I'll play the abortionist, and you will be Kacey's son in her womb. Kacey is a mother with child, so you should show some respect......if you can't do so for her, then you must for the sake of her innocent son. She is carrying a new human life within her, after all.

Now, using abortionists HARLAN RAYMOND GILES and MARTIN HASKELL's testimonies here's how your acted brutal, violent death will go down:

The sharp curette suction abortion will rip you from your mom's uterin wall, but will not stop your heart from beating (for at least 1 minute). You fight for your life.....you instinctively know you want to live and are meant to live. You are don't understand why in this safe, loving womb of your mother Kacey you are now in a makeshift death chamber!

You are baffled as to why you are not being granted your right to life. You have your own unique DNA; your blood type is different than your mom, Kacey's; you're a boy (XY chromosomes determined that at conception); your heart is beating and you're developing just as you were meant to at that stage along your human-life spectrum. You are growing and developing right where you were meant to.

As your heart continues to beat, blood is everywhere and you quickly are FORCED along the canulla by suction. You are SLAMMED into the receptacle jar at the end of the canulla.

I (the abortionist actor) look and see you still alive in the jar.......heart beating more quickly than normal for your age, due to all the TRAUMA. I'm quiet, but Kasey glances down to see the heart beating in the jar. She feels lied to, because she was told her son was just a clump of cells...

"A heart beating? My son's heart is beating? What is so important that I'm intentionally killing him? What about HIS life? It's not all about me now.........there's somebody else to consider....and he's slowly dying......because of me....how selfish of me! Stop! I don't want to do this! Is it too late?! Please tell me it's not to late! Place him back in my womb...I want to take care of him! Please stop! Please!"

Your heart begins to slow; your support from your mom (oxygen, nutrients) was STRIPPED away.

A short time later, you die. It is finished.

All your hopes, all the love you were meant to receive and to give, all the accomplishements reserved just for you during your life are DASHED AWAY - FOREVER.

You ask, what did I do wrong to deserve being "SNUFFED OUT"? (If you want, Yoda, we could use your phrase "queefed out"...just let me know).

You ask, "Why wasn't I allowed to love and be loved?"

I wanted to live.................

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Reference List includes abortionists' own words/testimony from United States District Court for the Western District of Wisconsin on May 27, 1999, Case No. 98-C-0305-S:

ABORTIONIST HARLAN RAYMOND GILES:

Can the HEART of a fetus or embryo STILL be BEATING during a suction curettage abortion as the fetus or embryo comes down the cannula?
A. For a few seconds to a minute, YES.
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ABORTIONIST MARTIN HASKELL:

When we do a suction curettage abortion, you know, roughly one of three things is going to happen during the abortion. One would be is that the catheter as it approaches the fetus, you know, tears it and kills it at that instant inside the uterus. The second would be that the fetus is small enough and the catheter is large enough that the fetus passes through the catheter and either dies in transit as it's passing through the catheter or DIES IN THE SUCTION BOTTLE AFTER IT'S ACTUALLY ALL THE WAY OUT.
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ABORTIONIST DENNIS DEAN-CHRISTENSEN

Q. Are you aware that we stipulated that during a suction curettage procedure sometimes no fetal parts come out through the cannula during suction and that the doctor then goes in with forceps to remove parts?
A. Yes, I'm aware of that.
Q. At that point when the suction has been used but no fetal parts have come out and the doctor goes in with forceps is the fetus ALIVE?
A. Based on our definition, YES.
Q. And when will the fetus DIE in that scenario?
A. Well, sometime between that point and when we complete the procedure.

1316 days ago
247.

Bette    

I don't expect many readers of this site to understand but I just don't see how people (women in particular) just throw children (babies) away like unwanted trash.

1316 days ago
248.

Jon    

Charlie paid this chick for sex. I hope he did not pay more than 2.50

1316 days ago
249.

sue    

charlie is a dumbass for not using a condom.

1316 days ago
250.

Durp    

Haha what a thing to broadcast "I'm getting an abortion!"

1316 days ago
251.

MIDNIGHT TOKER    

abortion is still legal and many women get them and wont admit it..life begins at birth people..thats what the bible says

1316 days ago
252.

Bob Kimball    

Sorry, Charlie--passing the buck isn't going to work this time around. If you really cared for the show and crew, you'd take better care of yourself to avoid rehab situations. Many people really care about you, Mr. Sheen, but you need to take more responsibility for this ordeal and stop blaming others.
Bob

1316 days ago
253.

JEH    

funny because she was just on Howard Stern claiming she has had 3 abortions all done in OR that she will always get them done there. Then she said she couldn't be pregnant from this romp because as effed up as Charlie was he grabbed a condom. Sure it can break but it is too convenient for her. why tell him if you are getting rid of it and how did the text get out. I haven't read all the responses yet but I am sure others heard this interview.

1316 days ago
254.

MILKING FIVE MINUTES OF FAME    

Come on Now, a woman who sells her body to make a living is getting rid of a baby that is by a man who makes a million dollars a week as an actor. Bull****...milking her five minutes of fame for sure...I bet she's not pregnant at ALL..

TMZ how the hell would you guys get a text that she sent to him especially if he didn't even respond. I guess it's safe to say she sold the text to you guys. trashy website.

1316 days ago
255.

Stewart    

This girl looks like she is 40. Charile didn't pay her enough she has to run around and sell her pregnancy story to the highest bidder? What a shame.

1316 days ago
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